What is your personal experience with length?

[Oeditpus Rex]

[Mutley]

1. ...

:popcorn:

[Oeditpus Rex]

9. Is that Orville Redenbacher's?

The proper answer is, of course, "Orville Redenbacher's what?"

[Mutley]

16. Orville Redenbacher's *what*?

You didn't have to tell me the answer. ;)

[SeattleGirl]

2. Length of *what*???

:shrug:






:P

[Oeditpus Rex]

3. Hey, the threads that spawned this

didn't say weight or height of what, now, did they?

[SeattleGirl]

4. Um, no

But I STILL don't know whatcher talkin' about.

:P

[Oeditpus Rex]

5. Maybe you should get

a Naughty Girl to splain it. :P

[SeattleGirl]

6. But, but, I AM a Naughty Girl!

What am I missing???? I feel so stoopid! :cry: :cry: :cry: :rofl:

[Oeditpus Rex]

7. Nothin'

Go count stuff.

Report back here in the morning.

:patriot:

[SeattleGirl]

8. .......

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[In_The_Wind]

10. too long can be a problem

sometimes ~ shorter is way better :evilgrin:

[SeattleGirl]

11. You got that right, Joani Baby

Sometimes too long is tooooooo much! What is that saying? It ain't the.......:evilgrin:

[In_The_Wind]

12. ... but what you can do with it

when it's working right

[SeattleGirl]

13. Well, all's I can say is that we Naughty Girls know that it

ain't the meat, it's the motion! :evilgrin:

[In_The_Wind]

15. How true!

and the emotions motivating the motion ...

*please note*
If you need Cialis don't say you were only going through the motions without getting exited over anything (for the last 8 years) ~ no body wants to play with a human machine!

[Deja Q]

14. Well, you might have it - but if you're otherwise a

pariah or freak or someone who doesn't fit in, you're going to be alone and miserable and unwanted for life.

[khashka]

19. For Goddess's sake boy!

You're turning depression into a work of art. I thought I was good at it... but I must bow down before a better craftsman.


But if you ever use the words "pariah" or "freak" again I will beat you senseless.

Got that? Good.

Khash

[Deja Q]

20. Oh dear. I think I need some clarification.

When you say "beat", are we talking about something painful or fun?

:yoiks:

[khashka]

24. Fun for me, painful for you

So be nice? OK?

Khash.

[xchrom]

17. my experience is: i like it.

[du4life]

18. Length

Oh I'm able to job quite a few miles.

[xchrom]

23. hmmmm?

[khashka]

21. Quit bragging!

Anyway, it's girth that really matters.....

Khash.

[xchrom]

22. and i like that too.

but they were asking about length.

[NNadir]

25. I went psychologically metric about 25 years ago.

I made myself think in meters rather than feet.

I have also at various times, been interested in the calibration of tools for measuring length.

This is my experience with length.