Looks like Sir Paul will need an extra-large breakfast spliff today

[GliderGuider]

In a wonderful example of the Fleet Street variant of investigative journalism, News Of The World has published this little bomb:

The News of the World can reveal the secret vice past of Sir Paul McCartney's wife Heather.

(...)

Her secret sex games with international arms dealer Adnan Khashoggi took place in Spain's Marbella and at the Lanesborough, Hilton, Dorchester and Grosvenor House hotels in London's Mayfair.

(...)

Heather's sex trade is also detailed by Abdul Khoury, who was Adnan Khashoggi's private secretary from 1977 until last year.

Mr Khoury, who now lives in the Lebanon, has a great memory for detail. In precise language he told us: "I was responsible for organising all Mr Khashoggi's arrangements, including meetings, travel and his social diary.

The Story

[patricia92243]

1. Before she married Sir Paul, I saw her on Larry King. She was just

flat-out hateful. I was surprised that Sir Paul was going to marry her. Don't know or care about her past sex life.

[Peace Patriot]

3. Really? Do tell! What did she say to Larry King?

Paul turns 64 next week, you know. Poor Paul.

("Will you still need me, will you still feed me, when I'm......?")

[Glorfindel]

5. Ev'ry summer we can rent a cottage on the Isle of Wight,

if it's not too dear (we shall scrimp and save)...grandchildren on your knee: Vera, Chuck, and Dave.

Few people have brought me more unalloyed joy than Sir Paul. He deserved better than his soon-to-be ex-wife, and I wish him well with all my heart. God bless him!

[shadowknows69]

7. I was "on the air" on classic rock radio

"Classic Hits,Z-93" to be exact when Linda died Played "Maybe I'm amazed" as a tribute, of course) and soon after when he started seeing Heather. Some of the sex scandal rumors were circulating back then but I stuck up for her and Paul. Sorry Sir Paul. We had the highest hopes for you finding another companion nearly worthy of your soulmate Linda.

[Maccagirl]

12. I hope you wear an asbestos suit

every time you click on a McCartney thread. He's the Fab DUer's love to hate.

[Peace Patriot]

15. Stupid leftist politicos, they had no idea what was what back then, and

they have no idea now. You say you want a re - vo o-o- looooo - sh - u - un/ we-e-e-ell, yoo kno-o-o-o-ow.....

:bounce: :bounce: :hug: :grouphug: :hug: :bounce: :bounce:

[1monster]

8. I guess not...

("Will you still need me, will you still feed me, when I'm......?")

[acmavm]

2. Well, there are all kinds of prostitutes. Some do it for sex, some do it

for power, some marry someone they don't care for just to live a life of luxury because they don't want to have to work.

But I agree, this would certainly see to be enough to wreck Mr. "All You Need Is Love"'s day. (My apologies to Mr. Lennon who co-wrote that song.)

But seriously, if he believed, truly believed, all his 60s and 70s speil, this won't matter a bit. We'll have to wait and see.

[Greeby]

4. Not that I particularly care about this particular story

But in general, I wouldn't believe the News of the World if they told me the sky was blue

[LoZoccolo]

6. To my knowledge, neither Meg Matthews nor Patsy Kensit...

...were ever involved in this level of criminal behavior.

Score one for Oasis.

[JVS]

9. cha-ching!

[ldf]

10. who?

:shrug:

:evilgrin:

[LoZoccolo]

16. Meg Matthews is Noel Gallager's ex-wife.

Patsy Kensit is Liam Gallagher's ex-wife.

[txwhitedove]

11. She was a one-legged prostitute??

[u4ic]

13. Why don't they dig up

crap about Paul's past?

Seems the double standard is alive and well. :eyes:

[txwhitedove]

14. Good point, like digging up trash before the big DIVORCE?

[RedStateShame]

17. Isn't this a bit much??

I mean, it's not like we don't know that Paul is dead, right? That local actor Billy Shears has been playing the role of McCartney since his death?

[LibDemAlways]

18. I don't think Paul was out there looking for a virgin.

I'm sure he had a pretty good idea of what he was getting into. I think he was just so damn lonely after Linda's death that he took a leap of faith that ended up being a leap off a cliff. I wish him well and hope that from this point forward he proceeds a bit more cautiously with regard to his lovelife.

[noonwitch]

20. He and Yoko can hook up (LOL)

I would like to see them get together in a financial sense and find a way to buy the rights of the Beatles' songs back from Jacko the Whacko. I do not like hearing "All You Need Is Love" played in ads for Chase Bank.

[LibDemAlways]

21. What's so ironic is that he's the one who

told Jack-o about buying up song catalogs as a steady source of income. Then he got pissed when Jackson bought the rights to the Beatles songs. Why, with all his money, McCartney didn't buy back those rights years ago remains a mystery.

[Peace Patriot]

22. Yup, just a few days ago I heard "Nowhere Man" on XM, just after *

bombed that house outside Baghdad, and the DJ interrupted the end of the song to say, "Yeah, that's Zarqawi, 'making all his nowhere plans for nobody.''"

Damn I was mad. What a thing to say to say at the end of a Beatles song, 'all hail to blood and gore/all ya need is Bush's war.' Puke. Double puke. Paul should sue. Ya hear me, Paul? Take back your power!

But she's probably gonna fleece him, and he won't be able to get the songs back.

[RedStateShame]

19. Hey

He's got to hide his love away.