Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar, but not in this case.

[caledesi]

I hope the rest of you LONG-TIME DUers get it. Troll!

[trof]

1. "A woman is only a woman,

but a good cigar is a SMOKE."
Can't remember who said that.
:shrug:

[OldSoldier]

5. Rudyard Kipling, The Betrothed

The tale of a man whose wife has given him an ultimatum: "You must choose between me and your cigar."

It took him seventy lines to explain that, given that choice, he was choosing his cigar.

The thing does read a bit like a nineteenth-century version of "Why beer is better than women."

[JaySherman]

2. I like cigars, but

halfway through one I usually get bored and start wanting a cigarette. :smoke:

[soothsayer]

4. I luv cigars!

smoked a big, fat La Gloria Cubana series R last night

Fantastico!

It was poker night with the girls, and since it was my place this time they let me smoke. Yowza! Nothing better.

[OffWithTheirHeads]

6. Love LGC's but have not tried the "R" yet

good huh?

[La_Serpiente]

3. I don't like cigars at all

but show me the ganja man!!!

[Booberdawg]

7. Could you draw us a picture?

;-)