Beware the Beast Man
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Mon Jun-19-06 08:56 AM
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I think my wife is trying to kill me. |
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I just went into the kitchen to make coffee, and I smelled gas. One of the burners was on. No wonder I feel tired. :scared:
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Mon Jun-19-06 08:57 AM
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1. Have you opened all of the windows? |
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Accidents happen in the home :scared:
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Beware the Beast Man
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Mon Jun-19-06 09:16 AM
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2. No, it wasn't that strong. |
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And she probably wasn't trying to kill me. I'm not worth that much. :P
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Mon Jun-19-06 09:21 AM
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3. Not that you KNOW, you mean. |
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Is it true that someone can be insured without their knowledge in the USA? :scared:
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Beware the Beast Man
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Mon Jun-19-06 09:26 AM
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4. They do it on TV all the time.... |
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Mon Jun-19-06 09:26 AM
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5. Does your wife have "the skills?" |
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If she does, don't worry. If she wanted to kill you, you wouldn't see it coming.
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Mon Jun-19-06 10:21 AM
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Mon Jun-19-06 09:37 AM
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Beware the Beast Man
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Mon Jun-19-06 09:39 AM
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7. *cough* *cough*....I'm okay..... |
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:nopity:
Must...carry...on....*cough*
:P :evilgrin:
Hi sweetie.
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Mon Jun-19-06 09:40 AM
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8. My ex wife turned on the oven once |
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without realizing that you had to light it. She had some stuff cooking on the burners and when the gas seeped from the oven to the top.....BOOM!!!! The windows rattled, the curtains blew out...no damage though, just gave her and I a good scare..LOL
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Mon Jun-19-06 09:42 AM
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9. She's trying to kill you for sure. |
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I'd get the brakes checked on my car too if I were you and start learning how to sleep with one eye open.
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Mon Jun-19-06 09:46 AM
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Lady Astor: "If I were your wife, I'd poison you."
Churchill: "If you were my wife, I'd take it."
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Mon Jun-19-06 10:28 AM
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12. What an extremely funny quote! |
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I've heard it before, but couldn't remember just who the lady was!
Thanks for refreshing my memory! What a pair of wits they were!
:hi:
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Mon Jun-19-06 11:12 AM
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14. Definitely a nice pair of wits. |
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Mon Jun-19-06 10:50 AM
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one time, while my ex-in-laws were visiting, I came home early from work to find my FIL asleep on the couch in the den and every burner on the stove (five of them!) with the gas on full and none of them lit. He claimed it was an accident. It was an old stove and two of the burners never worked right, but the other three lit automatically when the gas was on unless you intentionally put out the pilot light. I think he was trying to kill himself and blow up my house. It was very weird.
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Mon Jun-19-06 01:28 PM
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15. Well, she *is* evil, you know. |
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Mon Jun-19-06 01:35 PM
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16. My parents tried to kill me once. |
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They bought me a Toyota Echo. It damn near worked several times. A Toyota Echo becomes a CAR OF DEATH upon encountering wind or a snowflake.
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Mon Jun-19-06 01:40 PM
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17. somehow I suspect she would figure out a more subtle and |
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clever way than that. ;)
that reminds me of a very funny short mystery I read once, though.
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