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tocqueville Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-19-06 06:29 PM
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Bear eats oatmeal in woman's kitchen
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WEST VANCOUVER, British Columbia - It was a real-life version of Goldilocks and the Three Bears — only in reverse — when a woman came home to find a young bear eating oatmeal in her kitchen.

The bear apparently entered through an open sliding glass door, broke a ceramic food container and started eating, West Vancouver police Sgt. Paul Skelton said.

"It sounds like a nursery rhyme, doesn't it?" Skelton said. "At least we have a health-conscious bear on our hands."

Three police officers who went to the home Thursday couldn't get the bear to budge, so authorities let the animal finish its meal.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060619/ap_on_fe_st/oatmeal_eating_bear_2
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xchrom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-19-06 06:46 PM
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1. it was only polite to let the bear finish.
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Kajsa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-19-06 06:52 PM
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2. Yes it was! I'm glad the

police assessed the situation, saw the bear was non-threatening,
let him eat and be on his merry way.

Many animal control officers would have gone nuts.

Bravo for the Vancouver police!
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Wetzelbill Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-19-06 06:53 PM
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3. I heard he was mad he couldn't find the brown sugar
:)
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GoddessOfGuinness Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-19-06 06:54 PM
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4. Good for him!
We've shrunken their habitat...The least we can do is give them a meal now and then.
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Initech Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-19-06 06:59 PM
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5. What would happen if the bear was in Stephen Colbert's kitchen?
:evilgrin:
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RevCheesehead Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-20-06 09:44 AM
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6. You should send him this story....
it will appear on the next "Threatdown".
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Porcupine Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-20-06 10:01 AM
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7. But did it try all the chairs? Details people n/t.
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Vidar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-20-06 10:56 AM
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8. Canadian courtesy is so much better than American's
"send in the SWAT team approach".
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havocmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-20-06 12:25 PM
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10. Or that bad-ass orange tabby one-cat-SWAT-team
IMG]
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Vidar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-20-06 05:22 PM
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14. Good one, Could be susceptible to holy hand grenades though.
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meow2u3 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-20-06 12:16 PM
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9. Did the bear take a nap in the bed upstairs?
Edited on Tue Jun-20-06 12:17 PM by StopThePendulum
eom
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kwassa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-20-06 12:27 PM
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11. Probably trying to reduce his cholesterol
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Reverend_Smitty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-20-06 12:32 PM
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12. I swear this is turning into the summer of bears
there has also been a lot of bear sightings here in NJ recently...Colbert is right, bears are the biggest threat to this country
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Dukkha Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-20-06 01:43 PM
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13. Bear in a Kitchen!


"I want this motherfucking bear out of the motherfucking kitchen!"
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