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Fri Dec-12-03 04:37 PM
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I need help!!!! Why does SATAN keep peeing in my bed?? |
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If he wants my sooul, he should just take it, or make an offer on it. Why does he have to be such a bastard?!?!
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Fri Dec-12-03 04:37 PM
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1. karl rove is peeing in your bed? |
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Fri Dec-12-03 04:38 PM
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2. Bush* is peeing in your bed? |
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i'd alert the russians
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Fri Dec-12-03 04:39 PM
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3. Why? He'd just look into their souls... |
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Fri Dec-12-03 04:39 PM
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4. I'd just be glad that's all he wants to do |
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:scared::evilgrin::spank:
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Fri Dec-12-03 04:41 PM
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6. Are you saying he wants to leave a "surprise" too? |
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Fri Dec-12-03 04:41 PM
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Fri Dec-12-03 04:40 PM
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5. Buy a brush and brush his hair |
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Seems to be a turnon for the male species.
<wonders if Satan can lick himself???>
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Fri Dec-12-03 04:41 PM
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8. OK - that is something I really don't need to envision. |
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Fri Dec-12-03 04:48 PM
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9. My post above and Lynnesin's remind me of a TRUE STORY |
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Edited on Fri Dec-12-03 04:49 PM by underpants
The former girlfriend of my best friend and a friend of her's (got that?) went to get their navels pierced. While waiting they started talking to this woman who was waiting to get a tattoo. When asked what tattoo she was getting she showed them the drawing that would be used.
WARNING . . . WARNING . .
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The picture was an illustration of Satan having anal sex with her. She said it was always her fantasy.
True Story.
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Fri Dec-12-03 04:49 PM
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That's, uh, some fantasy...
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Fri Dec-12-03 04:51 PM
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12. Sounds like the perfect woman for you Dave!! |
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Fri Dec-12-03 04:52 PM
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15. Oh yeah...is she still single? |
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Or is she some biker's "bitch" now? :eyes:
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Fri Dec-12-03 04:53 PM
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or trailer park I'm not sure.
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Fri Dec-12-03 05:31 PM
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35. Don't talk about my wife like that! |
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Fri Dec-12-03 04:54 PM
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19. Dear Penthouse Forum I never thought I'd be writing you but last week... |
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:bounce:
It takes all kinds I guess.
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Fri Dec-12-03 04:50 PM
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11. Satan can and will pee wherever HE so chooses. |
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You must be a very special fellow or lady, to warrant his micturant.
DON'T just get on your knees and lap it up like an animal, however. Rather, take the precious soaked sheets, boil them in a stock pot for three hours, extract the juices, reduce by half, ferment the results for a week at least. Then: Mix one cup broth per shot of Jack Daniels and one sprig of thyme. (Salt to taste.)
Enjoy.
Ah, how I envy you! I remember my first draught of Satan's Holy Water. It was a new world then, baby...
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Fri Dec-12-03 04:52 PM
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That was too funny..it was supposed to be funny right? :scared:
Welcome to DU Westegg:hi: if'n I haven't before.
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Fri Dec-12-03 05:03 PM
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it was supposed to be funny. What are ya, crazy? If you boil Satan's pee, it takes all the vitamins right out of it.
Thought everyone knew that...
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Fri Dec-12-03 04:54 PM
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20. Now THAT is funny and disturbing! |
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Fri Dec-12-03 04:51 PM
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Ever heard of "Cause-And-Effect"?
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Fri Dec-12-03 04:53 PM
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18. Satan always leaves his wallet at home. |
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At least that's the story he tells. He wouldn't lie, would he? :D
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Fri Dec-12-03 04:56 PM
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22. Look - God has a message for you |
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Fri Dec-12-03 04:57 PM
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23. Why isn't that in the Bible? |
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Fri Dec-12-03 04:59 PM
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Fri Dec-12-03 05:00 PM
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...that says it all, doesn't it?
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Fri Dec-12-03 05:03 PM
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32. You have been blessed my child: |
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Fri Dec-12-03 06:53 PM
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41. Oh, I have to die first. Great. |
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Fri Dec-12-03 04:51 PM
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14. Hes trying to make you look bad if you get a girl |
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Fri Dec-12-03 04:55 PM
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21. Damn! So I can blame him, then! |
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He really does ruin lives, doesn't he?
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Fri Dec-12-03 04:59 PM
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24. Hes part of the reason why I havent got a date and why I nearly choked on |
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my rice earlier :(. Stupid jerk, I told him I would consider letting him hang out one night and I had a baseball game and he got mad :(, this was like when I was 6, get over it Satan you fuck.
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Fri Dec-12-03 05:00 PM
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26. Satan is so selfish...it's all me, me, me... |
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He has to be the center of attention.
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Fri Dec-12-03 05:02 PM
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31. I thought he would be nicer |
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after seeing him in the south park movie but apparently hes more like Saddam was, a little ass.
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Fri Dec-12-03 05:00 PM
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27. How can you choke on rice |
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I mean, the stuff is small - you can swallow it whole
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Fri Dec-12-03 05:01 PM
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30. When youre like me Lynne anything can happen |
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Plus I stuffed too much of it in. Ow my tummy, god I should have had either Lo Mein or Fried Rice not both :(, but hey I havent ate in a while like this so I thought I would be ok.
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Fri Dec-12-03 05:33 PM
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36. at least it wasn't a pretzel |
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Fri Dec-12-03 05:59 PM
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38. thats good thing yeah |
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because I would have a bruise.
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Fri Dec-12-03 05:01 PM
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29. Satan commands me to get a hair cut...see you sinners later! |
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Fri Dec-12-03 05:07 PM
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you have no hair. If your hair was any shorter it would be a buzz cut. You get morme haircuts than any man I've ever met.
I think you just like having the chick at the salon wash your hair for ya.
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Fri Dec-12-03 06:53 PM
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40. I get ONE HAIRCUT A MONTH! |
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Jeeez....and my favorite woman at the salon moved to Houston. x(
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Fri Dec-12-03 05:58 PM
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he doesn't want you loving alone anymore? ;-)
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Fri Dec-12-03 06:18 PM
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39. I think God gave us a sign about that one |
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