I'm going to be rich

[jpgray]

Here's the plan:

1. Canvas all Savers stores in my area and buy thousands of pairs of ancient badly worn jeans.
2. Replace the labels with "GrayCo Deconstructed Denim Combine" labels. Maybe wash the jeans. MAYbe.
3. Hire slim-hipped willowy models to advertise them--billboards of a bebluejeaned knee slamming into a homely, unstylish person's face will be the theme.
4. Open chain stores in all malls, hiring aloof teenagers who look at you like you just shot their dog.
5. Charge hundreds of dollars for said jeans.
6. Get rich.

[eyepaddle]

1. Except for the re-labeling part I think ragstock

beat you to this one!