This is my 999th post! Ask me anything!

[mwooldri]

Well, before I hit the big 1000 and waste a perfectly good post on a backwards text thread about Kudzu going places (well it would go places if it was in my car!) ... so since I'm bored...

Ask away!

Mark

[wildhorses]

1. what are you going to do for your 1000th?

:evilgrin:

[mwooldri]

3. I answered the 5 geography questions.

I know I got three right. The questioner is confusing east and west in regards to Iraq and Iran and I can debate the landmass straight north of Caracas.

Mark.

[Random_Australian]

2. If you took pineapple flavoured cheese, threw it a barn that was

5 inches wide, then looked as spaghetti drenched itself in adjectives and wine and threw paper wiith the words "Walrus Pancake (WP)" at seven sinning saints, stunting a sunday service, sorting seemingly suspicious sunbakers into severe & sightly sections, would you post your 1000th post about it?

Or would it be too much a "rolling rock gathers no parsnips"?

[mwooldri]

4. Sorry my 1000th post has now been and gone.

But if you want me to post about the 13 years of Halliburton corruption I can if you want.
Mark.

[Random_Australian]

5. No, but you should spontaneously combust should you live for 400 years.

It's only the right thing to do.

[mwooldri]

9. I'll be happy to make it to 100 but thanks for the warning! (nt)

[scoey1953]

6. If Space is black,...and the sun is Yellow...

Why is ocean and sky blue?

[Heidi]

7. OK! Where have you been?

Please list every place you've ever been, in date order. :P

(Congratulations on passing 1,000. :thumbsup: )

[tjwmason]

8. Congratulations on the 1000 posts.

:woohoo: :toast: