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Fri Jun-23-06 05:28 PM
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Beer swilling hedonists - your thoughts on body image? |
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BURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRP!!!Now what was I saying?
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Fri Jun-23-06 05:31 PM
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1. that guy has about another ten minutes to live. |
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Fri Jun-23-06 09:04 PM
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Fri Jun-23-06 09:12 PM
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7. Jesus, stick a fork in him and he'll pop. nt |
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Mon Jun-26-06 06:49 PM
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26. But then the value of pretzels and doritos will plummet! |
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(sorry, I recall a skit on "In Living Color" where Oprah got that fat and then blew up and doritos rained over the Earth...) :wow:
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Mon Jun-26-06 08:15 PM
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Mon Jun-26-06 08:17 PM
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28. I'd like to go drinking with that guy! |
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That's the kind of dude you want to visit a dive bar with and just cause all sorts of mayhem. As long as he's buying the beer of course:).......
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Fri Jun-23-06 05:37 PM
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Fri Jun-23-06 05:41 PM
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3. Worst botched breast enlargement surgery ever. |
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:hide:
When it pops, I'll have my umbrella up. Lord knows nothin' else will be up... :wow:
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Fri Jun-23-06 05:42 PM
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Best copycat in a long time... :rofl:
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Fri Jun-23-06 09:00 PM
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Better get a bucket. :puke:
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Fri Jun-23-06 10:57 PM
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Fri Jun-23-06 11:04 PM
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9. He looks curiously proud of that thing. |
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Edited on Fri Jun-23-06 11:04 PM by WeRQ4U
It's so taut too. Are big bellies alwasy so tightly stretched?
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Fri Jun-23-06 11:29 PM
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10. I drink beer to stay in shape. |
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Sat Jun-24-06 08:11 PM
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Maybe this is the guy all those big halls in capitol buildings are named after.
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Fri Jun-23-06 11:48 PM
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11. Hate to creep everybody out but the man is sexually active...with someone. |
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Sat Jun-24-06 08:14 PM
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13. I'm a beer swilling hedonist, but I look like this... |
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In fact, I'm swilling a can of beer right in that picture.
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Sat Jun-24-06 11:53 PM
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18. You're giving beer swilling hedonists a GOOD name, you understand... |
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...keep up the good work!
:hi:
;)
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Sun Jun-25-06 12:02 AM
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Edited on Sun Jun-25-06 12:03 AM by haruka3_2000
Although I'm drinking a Bacardi & coke right now...mostly bacardi, really. Honestly, I think I'd waste away without alcohol. My body processes it like a food group.
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Sat Jun-24-06 09:10 PM
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How you doin'? I've missed you!
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Sat Jun-24-06 11:51 PM
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Baby just turned one. Man, that year flew by.
I've missed you, too!!!
:loveya:
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Sun Jun-25-06 12:04 AM
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Sat Jun-24-06 09:19 PM
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Sat Jun-24-06 09:45 PM
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16. I don't look good naked anymore |
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I stepped outta the shower and I gotta good look at myself Pot belly, bald head, man, I thought I was somebody else I caught my reflection in the mirror on the back of my bathroom door I just don't look good naked anymore
So, I'm goin' upstairs and turn the bedroom mirror to the wall I hung it there when I was trim and tall I'd stand there and smile, and strut and flex until my arms got sore But I just don't look good naked anymore
Well, I used to go out with the girls I loved them one and all Now they don't get very close to me They're afraid that I might fall
Well, I went to the Doctor for my annual medical exam Stood there in the buff, suddenly he said "MAN" I said "What is it Doc, some fatal disease, I just gotta know the score" He said "No, you just don't look good naked anymore
Well, me and my wife had a dance routine Everybody said it was unique Now it's only when we're back to back That we're dancing cheek to cheek
Well, I went to a nudie beech to have some seaside fun Stretched out in my birthday suit, soakin' up the sun Somebody yelled, "Hey, there's an old white whale washed up on the shore I just don't look good naked anymore
Yeah, my arches fell, my chest went to hell And my butt's a-draggin' the floor An' I just don't look good naked anymore No, I just don't look good naked anymore
I JUST DON'T LOOK GOOD NAKED ANYMORE (aka TRUCKER'S LAMENT: I JUST DON'T LOOK GOOD NAKED ANYMORE) (Sheb Wooley / Dick Feller)
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Sun Jun-25-06 12:04 AM
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shit, i'm drunk right now, its amazing i can type...ask me anything!...;)
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Sun Jun-25-06 12:27 AM
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22. Here's the guy's brother. |
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That condition seems to run in the family. and check out these sixpack abs.
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Mon Jun-26-06 03:32 PM
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23. Hmmmmm...curiously photoshop looking... |
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...although he's a dead ringer in the belly department!
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Mon Jun-26-06 04:33 PM
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24. my beer swilling body is deceptive |
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Despite weighing much more than I'd like it's still capable of impressive physical feats. I can do a fifty mile bike ride in a reasonable amount of time. I survived the 18 mile Rim to the River and back hike in the Grand Canyon despite the warnings that you're not supposed to attempt it in one day. I don't look as good as I did a decade ago but I'm not sure how much I care. Being slim didn't get me laid too often back then so maybe beauty is more than skin deep after all.
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Tue Jun-27-06 10:45 AM
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Well, it was a few years ago, and I did puke when I got to the top, but hey...
Good on you, mate!
:yourock:
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Mon Jun-26-06 06:41 PM
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25. Well, now I don't feel so bad about the size of my gut. |
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On the other hand, I want to scrape that image out of my brain.
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