I'm shit-faced drunk. What are you?

[corporatemedia]

Huh?

[Fox Mulder]

1. Sober.

:cry:

[ghostsofgiants]

2. Sick.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

3. Theoretically, I should be, but I'm not.

Only I'm only drunk, which is what I am most nights.

[corporatemedia]

4. Might be time to move on to household inhalants???

More bang for the buck?

Just kiddin...

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

9. Eh, I have a Wuzzles thermos of dried san pedro aound, but I'm...

scared of that.

[corporatemedia]

22. How about nutmeg???

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

29. That shit makes you sicker than San Pedro.

No thanks.

[corporatemedia]

31. No shit, I remember doing a bunch (washing it down with TANG) ............

about 35 years ago.

Got wasted.

And got very sick. Couldn't stand up all day.

Not worth the buzz.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

41. That and DXM were always things that I never considered worth it.

I'd always get amused by the 15 year olds that'd come into the health food store looking for whole nutmegs to grind up for a "school project" in their "cooking class."

[corporatemedia]

43. Don't know DXM. Whazup with dat?

[corporatemedia]

44. Don't know DXM. Whazup with dat?

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

50. Dextromethorphan

It's a cough syrup ingredient that also functions as a dissociative hallucinogen. It will fuck you up bad though, probably make you sick and potentially kill you if you don't take the right kind.

The DXM is relatively safe on it's own, but there are people that don't realize that mass amounts of acetaminophen or corcidin can kill you. You can buy it pure over the counter though.

[corporatemedia]

51. Cough..cough..urghh, coughh... cough..urrrrrrghh....hackk... hackk..cough

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

52. You don't have to pretend...

Here is erowid's DXM vault.

Robitussin Cough: Long acting is the pure thing and there are many others.

[corporatemedia]

54. Oh, Robi !.... No thanks, the cough is better now.

[swag]

5. I'm an errand boy sent by grocery clerks.

[swag]

12. To put it in another way,

I should have been a pair of ragged claws. Scuttling across the floors of silent seas.

[jpgray]

18. You're just saying that because you hate Jews

[corporatemedia]

21. I love Orange Jews in the morning with my bagel.

Edited because orange is spelled o r a n g e not o r a g n e

[swag]

67. Your post exemplifies an insignificant grouse against life.

[Wetzelbill]

6. just finished watching The Ultimate Fighter finale

So I'm a little amped. :)

[Random_Australian]

7. you can hide letter frequency distribution with matrices when encrypting.

[corporatemedia]

8. Thanks, I was just wondering about that. n/t

[Random_Australian]

11. Could be worse, YAK YAK! YAK! LOOK OUT IT'S A FLYING YAK!

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

14. WE CAN'T STOP HERE! IT'S BAT COUNTRY!!!

[Random_Australian]

35. I have no idea what you are saying. Is it an animal,vegetable, or mineral?

[corporatemedia]

36. D All of the above. n/t

[Random_Australian]

46. Does it explode in the presence of political birds?

[corporatemedia]

48. You mean like a YAK on CRACK?

[Random_Australian]

53. No, more a moose on cocaine.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

39. Read or watch "Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas"

"We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of uppers, downers, laughers, screamers...Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls. Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get into a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can. The only thing that really worried me was the ether. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge, and I knew we'd get into that rotten stuff pretty soon."

Words from my hero.

[corporatemedia]

16. You're talking about a cllassic Yak Attack?? n/t

[Random_Australian]

24. no, a second platinum addition yak attack.

[corporatemedia]

25. If we get a yak attack will we attack back at yak??? Whack the yaks???

[Random_Australian]

33. Mack, whack the yaks with an axe, backtrack to the slack sack down

the packed track, we lack yaks, yank!

[insane_cratic_gal]

10. Working midnight shift..

wooo hooooo

not really

[corporatemedia]

13. Not really "wooo hoooo" or not really :"working night shit." ???

I can't handle ambiguities right now.

[insane_cratic_gal]

49. not woo excited woo hoo

is that better ?


hehe it's almost 5am just 2 more to go before i'm done

[libnnc]

15. getting there, friend...

just got off of work at a bar where most of our customers were shit-faced.....

got to catch up...

[corporatemedia]

17. Did you serve me that last double??? n/t

[jpgray]

19. A sick man

Not in the mental sense that everyone here is aware of, but in the physical sense. I had the worst Greek food in the history of mankind.

[corporatemedia]

20. Opah!!! n/t

[jpgray]

26. And the server said that, as he nearly set himself on fire

It was a miserable experience start to finish.

[corporatemedia]

28. Stick with the occasional gyro! n/t

[fishwax]

23. getting a little tipsy

nice and level, but feeling pretty damn good :)

[alittlelark]

27. 3 kids over for a sleepover w/ mine - 2 glasses of wine

.... for sanities sake.

[corporatemedia]

30. Yeah, what the hell, they got a nerve calling them things "sleepovers"...

Who gets any SLEEP?

(I have a teen daughter).

[alittlelark]

32. I call I call them hell. It's 1:07 here....

by 2AM they'd better be asleep dammmmmmiiiiiiiiitt............zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

[corporatemedia]

34. I see you're the optomistic type. n/t

[alittlelark]

37. You replied to me w/ your 666th post..................

I'm gonna be up till 5am aren't I????:cry: :cry: :cry:

[corporatemedia]

38. You will be up until 6 minutes after 7 AM which is also....

66 minutes past 6.

[alittlelark]

40. Ok, time to put Nyquil in their Dr Pepper.

I'm barely hanging on as is, and they want me to braid hair in the next few minutes.............AAAAHHHHHH!!!!

[corporatemedia]

42. May I suggest - St. Joseph's Valium for Children???

[alittlelark]

45. Do they deliver?

I've gotta do hair.... they showed up w/ my list (bands, brushes, etc....)

[corporatemedia]

47. No, unfortunately Pick-Up only in St. Joseph MN....

looks like you're on your own...

Hope you still have more wine.

[DainBramaged]

55. Awake

[Neoma]

56. Insomniac.

[corporatemedia]

57. A good nights sleep will cure that. n/t

[Neoma]

58. Not with caffeine in my system.

*sighs*

[corporatemedia]

59. Is it that Green Tea you're drinking?

[Neoma]

60. Yeah...

:blush:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

63. Green tea keeps you up???

I'm an insomniac by nature, but caffeine has nothing to do with it. I can do three shots of espresso and pass out. If you take 30mg of amphetamines a day, green tea is nothing.

[Neoma]

64. Caffeine has a weird effect on me.

And a little of it goes a long way, i get extremely hyper.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

65. I'm more like, "a lot of it goes a little way."

[Mojambo]

61. The Same! n/t

[fujiyama]

62. sober

Hmmm, sober this entire weekend actually...not the most exciting weekend actually.

Sober and an incomniac awake at 6:47 AM....

[Deja Q]

66. Eternally alone.

What were you expecting? :evilgrin:

[LeftyMom]

68. Half awake and blogging. Not a good combination. nt