How would you like to see Harry Potter die in Chapter 30

[BigMcLargehuge]

I made it half way through Prisoner of Azkaban before I hucked the book across the room and gave up. Truth be told, I have a deep seated and lifelong irrational seething hatred of fantasy literature. So it's saying something that I read both the first and second books and didn't spontaneously combust.

So, how should the boy/teen wizard be dispatched.

[Placebo]

1. As painfully and gruesomely as possible.

If that involves sharp objects, public humiliation, and/or lengthy suffering, so be it.

[uppityperson]

2. But they are such good books, explaining so much mystical stuff

:rofl:

[hfojvt]

3. That was the best one

The last 3 chapters or so of Azkaban are awesome.

But I did swear off after finishing book 4 - Voldemort and the Amazing Comeback

[deucemagnet]

4. Stabbed with Nazarine knives by Kirk Cameron?

I'm a Harry Potter fan, but that's just funny as hell. :rofl:

[Guy Fawkes]

5. Would that illicit affair...

be Hermione/Snape or Potter/Snape?

:evilgrin:

[TimeChaser]

6. I've read both

:evilgrin:

[ContraBass Black]

10. Are you a slasher?

[TimeChaser]

12. Kind of

I'm a yaoi fangirl. My specialties lie with anime and video games.

But I do like Sirius/Remus

[XemaSab]

16. Ayuh.

[TimeChaser]

17. Don't forget

The internet is for porn :D

[XemaSab]

18. Today I learned that my company servers

consider the Kern County "big day" birding record as pornography. :D

[TimeChaser]

19. Well, I guarantee,

that no matter how mundane something seems, someone out there will find it erotic.

The internets have taught me that. :D

[XemaSab]

20. Well I know that the thought of 202 birds in a day

in an INLAND county gets me pretty bothered...

but not as bothered as Snape/Anybody. :D

[TimeChaser]

21. Now, the movies haven't affected the way I picture characters in my head

very much...

But when I read Snape has Alan Rickman's voice :loveya:

[XemaSab]

22. Didn't Rowling hand pick him for the part?

I would like to think that since she had a choice in the casting Rickman is practically canon. :D

[TimeChaser]

23. That works for me!

Although I have my own mental image on how most of the characters look that doesn't fit with the movie.

[XemaSab]

24. I think Ron was the best cast of the trio

and Hermione was poorly cast.

I say this because I am Hermione, don'tcha know.

[xmas74]

27. So have I!

I've also read Ron and Harry and Draco and Harry and a huge orgy of every male in all the books.

They crack me up, especially since a coworker wrote one.

[Spider Jerusalem]

7. ...

Buggered to death by a tag team of Draco Malfoy and Snape in a Grand Guignol version of one of the slash fan-fiction scenes written by the above-mentioned creepy middle-aged fans as Voldemort looks on, masturbating and laughing with maniacal glee.

[BigMcLargehuge]

8. well, there's some imagery that'll never go away

thanks spider.

LOL.

[TimeChaser]

9. Hey hey!

I happen to enjoy Sirius/Remus

And I'm not middle-aged :P

[nickgutierrez]

11. It's got to be the creepy fan mail.

And I'm reminded of this piece, from The Onion:

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/30604

[TK421]

13. I think the Quiddich mishap whould be rather fitting......Let him fly

around on a broom and get beaten down, for all I care.....

[swag]

14. I would like it if he went to shit and the hogs ate him.

[Writer]

15. Three words:

Too much suction.

[ScreamingMeemie]

25. I can't make it past the first chapter of the first book, so my opinion

would be of no use. My daughter loves them though and is heartbroken at the thought of his possible demise.

[SlavesandBulldozers]

26. eaten by a hippo during a canoe trip.

that would be my preference.