I just got panhandled in Houston by this guy...

[Bucky]

Dude said he was just driving in from Fiji and his car ran out of gas.
Yeah, right. Like you can drive from Fiji to Houston!

(image stolen from DU's Up2Late)

[RB TexLa]

1. And look who I saw in Dallas

[Bucky]

3. Why is Junichiro Koizumi in Dallas?

And is his camel missing its toe?

[RB TexLa]

4. I thought it was really Elvis, he said he was taking a doggie bag back

for Ken Lay and Bigfoot.

[Warren DeMontague]

2. Wait.. he looks really familiar...

I got it! Welcome back Kotter!



Must be that episode where Kotter and the principal have the secret energy meeting where they plan to hold the power to the school hostage; and Vinny and Epstein make all those jokes about Fucking Grandma Millie to the tune of $250 a megawatt hour.

Yeah, that one was a riot!

[readmoreoften]

5. welcome back, welcome back, welcome back...

zombie ken lay