I'm bored, ask me anything. Please.

[reyd reid reed]

Because when I get bored, bad things happen.

:scared:

[bigwillq]

1. Why are you bored?

:shrug:

[reyd reid reed]

4. Because there's nothing to do?

I'm at work and I'm all caught up...

Haven't see you for a while...how've you been?

[bigwillq]

6. I'm cool.

I am at work too. Time to go soon though.


What did you have for dinner? :shrug:

[reyd reid reed]

12. I've still got 3 1/2 hours, give or take...

12:25.

Blech.

I hate when it's like this because later it won't be and then I'm gonna have to kick it in from a dead stop.

*sigh*

Subway and coffee. I'm resisting the pop tarts and the Reese's.

[WCGreen]

29. You can not resist the pop tarts.....

They will suck you in...

[reyd reid reed]

31. Heh...I'm more worried about me sucking Them in...

But it's the Reese's that are the biggest threat right now. Compared to chocolate, those pop tarts are looking pretty harmless.

[GOPisEvil]

2. What kind of bad things?

:spank: I'm sorry...I couldn't help myself. Karl Rove made me do it.

[reyd reid reed]

7. Very, VERY bad things...

I might actually start to Clean something. It's either that, or eat, or...well...

*gasp*

get in trouble.

Yes, I know. How could a sweet, thoughtful, intelligent, caring girl like me get into trouble?




:hide:


With remarkable ease, it seems.

[GOPisEvil]

10. Well, I'm glad I asked.

I hope it helped keep you away from that nasty cleaning and/or eating. ;)

Get into trouble? You? Never. O8)

[reyd reid reed]

15. Well, if it's a choice between

Eating, cleaning or getting into trouble...

The getting into trouble seems to find me. It's almost spooky, y'know...I just can't figure it out...

:shrug:

[LeftyMom]

3. What bad things?

Like eat all the ice cream bad or invade Poland bad?

[reyd reid reed]

9. Heh...I'm sitting here with pop tarts, Reese's and

half of a Subway sandwich.

Don't let me...just....don't.

Please!

[u4ic]

5. Do you read, reyd reid reed?

:P

[reyd reid reed]

11. Heh...as a matter of fact, incessantly...

But I'm at work and the reading material here...well...it's plentiful but I've already read what's finished.

More to come...

[Floogeldy]

8. What notes make up a D minor diminished chord?

Thanks. :)

[reyd reid reed]

13. Why...I oughta....

I figure it's in here somewhere:

http://www.gregfishmanjazzstudios.com/articles/article4.html

[Floogeldy]

22. I wish you would.

;)

[reyd reid reed]

26. Be careful what you wish for...

I'm bored, remember?

[hfojvt]

57. I get D-F-A flat

http://www.scenicnewengland.net/guitar/chords/theory.htm

[reyd reid reed]

59. HOORAY!!!

:bounce::bounce::bounce:

I knew someone would get it.

Now I don't have to give myself a headache. I Was gonna take it home to my kids and let them unravel it, though.

They would've loved me so, don'tcha think?

[leftofthedial]

14. what kinds of bad things happen when you get bored?

what does your name mean?

how many fingers am I holding up?


that ought to get us started . . .

[reyd reid reed]

17. Any number of bad things happen...

The gremlins commune with the dust bunnies and without the proper protective equipment...well...they scare me. Which tempts me to clean them up. And that scares Them.

Scared gremlins and dust bunnies are a force to be reckoned with, which forces to beat them into submission. And if I'm gonna start beating things into submission, there Are better options...

:evilgrin:

My name?

That also came from boredom. My name is in there somewhere, though.

And...eleven.

Oh. Wait...nemmind.

:blush:

[leftofthedial]

18. LOL!

:rofl:

[reyd reid reed]

21. ???

What?


O8)

[leftofthedial]

35. 8 fingers

and three "thumbs"

[reyd reid reed]

37. Three of 'em, huh?

All three opposable, I assume?

[leftofthedial]

45. depending on how much I've had to drink

I suppose . . .

[reyd reid reed]

46. And what you're drinking...

[leftofthedial]

62. yeah, I don't think the tea I'm drinking has had much effect

on any of my thumbs

[reyd reid reed]

63. It's the caffiene...

Decaf isn't everything...sometimes a bit of a....jolt...

And then there's that...what is it...starts with a 't'....

Pesky stuff...

[Guava Jelly]

16. Why do people park on driveways and drive on parkways?

What do they use to make teflon stick to the bottom of a pan?

[reyd reid reed]

20. People drive on parkways and park in driveways just to be contrary...

But...you ever driven on a parkway at about 5:15 on a weekday afternoon?

Parkway's appropriate. And there's rarely much in the way of traffic on a driveway. Probably move faster there than you did on the parkway...

Unless, of course, we're talking about my driveway....

:D

Now...teflon, as a matter of fact, is the topmost of three layers and is affixed to the pan with a primer coat that's applied directly against the surface of the cookware.

:hi:

[TOhioLiberal]

19. Here's one:

You can satisfy a curiosity for me--is there any special meaning to your screen name?

[reyd reid reed]

23. Nothing special...

I'm not imaginative to come up with something meaningful and I'm not creative enough to come up with something cutesy.

So...my name and two others that sound like it so that if I Do get into trouble....

There you have it.

[WCGreen]

30. So don't read any thing into it...

Is that what you are saying....

[reyd reid reed]

32. .

..

:rofl:

Egggggzactly!!

[Oeditpus Rex]

24. What's AP style for 'semprini'?

Up or down?

[reyd reid reed]

25. Up...

Of course.

[otherlander]

27. WHATDOIDOWHATDOIDO?!?!!?

WHAT DO I DO? *PANIC!!!!!!!* There was this thing... that I signed... and these people.... and my parents... the phone! AHH THE PHONE!!! WHAT DO I DO? Internet crackpots! But not REALLY! Petitions and VOICES that you hear...but real ones! Like calls and call on the PHONE!!!! WHICH WILL THEN BE ANSWERED!!! I am NOT dabbling with internet crackpots! But they'll think I am! What do I dooooooooooo?!?!?
:yoiks:

[reyd reid reed]

28. Be afraid....be very afraid...

But...seeing as how you've got that covered...unplug the phone, tell your parents you're doing homework, turn off the radio if the voices are getting to you and I expect a full transcript in my PM box this time tomorrow.

You think I'm bored Now?

Just wait...



And all the king's horses and all the king's men...






Well...maybe one or two of 'em...

[otherlander]

36. But you don't understand!

The voices...are ON the telephone! Like someone talking, except it's a recording! And the reason they're calling...is because I signed a thing online. And the reason I signed it...was because one of you internet-people on this website told me to, and because I signed the damn thing, they assume I want to know every stupid update, and they called on the telephone and played a prerecorded message! I picked it up, but if they call again and one of my parents picked up, they'll accuse me of Dabbling with Crackpots on the Internet who Want to Get you Involved in Bullshit(tm). NOW do you understand?

Oh, is that humpty dumpty? Have you ever noticed how, in the rhyme, they never actually state that he is an EGG? So how do we know that he is? Maybe he was just some guy who fell from favor(had a great fall) for being so indecisive (sitting on a wall) and none of the people who worked for the King could make him popular again.

[reyd reid reed]

40. So unplugging it should help...

Now...if it's unplugged and they're still talking to you...

Well...

[otherlander]

42. But it's not my phone!

If I unplug it my mom'll get pissed off! They already told me that I was paranoid when I tried to tell them about the secret jails, and if they pick up their phone and hear a recording of a guy talking about resisting the illegal war, they'll be all like, "WHAT THE FUCK?!?!? STOP TALKING WITH INTERNET CRACKPOTS!!!" And by internet crackpots they mean you guys! :cry:

Oh, and from now on, can we call Lieberman Humpty Dumpty? Please? C'mon! We'll start a lingo revolution! Send his new name out across the lounge, and finally into the greater waters of GD!

[reyd reid reed]

44. What...

You mean your parents are strange and unreasonable creatures who live in fear of the perils of cyber-space?

Who'da thunk it?

Just disavow any knowledge of the phone calls ('disavow' has just become the word of the night...challenge: See how many different posts you can use it in before people start telling you to quiddit) and tell 'em you've got reading to do.

Parents rarely question reading.

[liberaltrucker]

33. Please explain the Grand Unification Theory

Dr Kaku says it should explain existence in a one inch
equasion. I've gone through his research, applied his
mathematical reasoning and blown two hard drives trying
to figure it out.

Where did I err? Any help would be appreciated. Thanks in advance.

:shrug:

[reyd reid reed]

34. It's simple...

You erred the moment you decided to figure this out.

Mathematical equations + reasoning = :crazy:

[liberaltrucker]

41. Good answer!

You win the kewpie doll!

[reyd reid reed]

43. Just what I needed...

I beheaded my last Kewpie doll a few days ago in a fit of (I'm warning you....)

Kew-pique...

[amitten]

38. Where are my keys? n/t

[reyd reid reed]

39. In the freezer...

Behind the ice cream.

Where else Would they be?

:shrug:

[reformedrepub]

47. where are my handcuffs....

[reyd reid reed]

48. Check your belt recently?

I'd be more worried about the key, if I was you...

:evilgrin:

[reformedrepub]

49. I know where the key is......

its hidden in a strategic location....

[reyd reid reed]

52. Have you checked the shoes?

Maybe there's a secret compartment...

[reformedrepub]

54. Hang on

let me take them off

[reyd reid reed]

55. Oooooh...

Slip ons or laces?

[reformedrepub]

56. LACES

combat style boots.....

[reyd reid reed]

58. Oh, be still my heart....

Jump boots?

[reformedrepub]

60. Yup

shined to standard...

[reyd reid reed]

61. Oh.

Just....oh.

My.

*fans self*

[alittlelark]

50. Why have my feet started 'sweating'

It's never happened before. WHY!

[reformedrepub]

51. take off the wool socks??

[reyd reid reed]

53. Ummmmm...lessee...

Because you ate too many jalepenos for dinner...

Yeah...that works.