anarch
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Tue Jul-11-06 11:09 AM
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Why do people like me even exist? |
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Seriously, what the hell am I doing here?
Can't somebody just get it over with and kill me? Shit. I think I'm going to move to Rhode Island.
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Tue Jul-11-06 11:14 AM
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anarch
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Tue Jul-11-06 11:25 AM
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Well, mostly anyway. I also just like to ask unanswerable philosophical questions in general. Why do we exist? What is our purpose? and so on.
My favorite theory: to consume alcohol. One of the ubiquitous substances of the universe, in my theory, is alcohol, and it is essential for this alchohol to be transformed by metabolic processes, or the whole universe will collapse. Therefore, I and others like me exist to consume alcohol. It makes for a very keen and wonderful sense of fulfillment.
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Tue Jul-11-06 11:32 AM
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teatotalers are not only unnatural, but violate the very purpose of our creation/existence?
I like that.
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Tue Jul-11-06 11:25 AM
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But in an existential way.
Takes talent to do that.
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Tue Jul-11-06 11:26 AM
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Edited on Tue Jul-11-06 11:27 AM by redqueen
it's a copycat, but one i might have posted in all seriousness
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anarch
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Tue Jul-11-06 11:27 AM
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Perhaps my theory, as explained above, will give you comfort.
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Tue Jul-11-06 11:30 AM
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booze sounds good
really good
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