Seen at the gas station in town:

[LaraMN]

A Ryder truck
ie:


on which someone had scrawled in huge letters beneath the "Ryder" emblem,
"HARD!"

Trashy humor, yes, but I laughed.

[EstimatedProphet]

1. Your standards have dropped, I see

[LaraMN]

2. No way! They're just wide ranging!

:P

[EstimatedProphet]

5. OK-no comeback to that one

You win

[jpgray]

3. Highbrow, lowbrow--it's all the same with LaraMN

You might say she has a unibrow. :D

[EstimatedProphet]

4. LOL

[LaraMN]

6. You take THAT BACK!

I would never sport a unibrow! I am in complete control of all body hair on the premises of my self.

[jpgray]

7. Consider it back-taken

I'm trying to rev up the feeble crucible of my wits for tonight. How's that for a mexed mitaphor?

[LaraMN]

8. If you speak like that,

you will SOOO not get any.

[jpgray]

9. I'm not so nakedly hedonistic

Although I could replace all my chairs with big pillows and wear a kimono. Anyone have a cigarette holder?

[LaraMN]

10. Are you going to glue on a fake moustache,

so you have something to twirl in a pensive, yet imperious manner?

[jpgray]

11. "so you have something to twirl in a pensive, yet imperious manner?"

We'll just let that one go, shall we? :rofl:

[LaraMN]

12. Well, you can always pursue the other concept, if your date

falls flat. :D

[jpgray]

13. You should be building me up right now

You have to stand tall to be stood up, or something.

[LaraMN]

14. You got ditched!? No!

I shall set a curse upon her household. It shall be... The Clap. AND gingivitis.

[jpgray]

15. No no no. Surely you jest! Me? Stood up?

If anything, -I'm- the upstanding one in this relationship. (which doesn't say much for her) She's coming over after work at 10:30

[LaraMN]

16. Uh-oh. Whoops. She may not be...

(Lara scrambles to hide the voodoo dolls).

[jpgray]

17. Don't worry--I was going to end up on pins and needles anyway

:D

[LaraMN]

18. Aughaaahaa. BAD pun!

If a pun could stink, that one would've cleared the Lounge! But I'll let it go, just because you're you. No need to thank me. You're a Minnesotan. We all gotta stick together.

[jpgray]

19. I was really pleased with that one

But now I've got to eat, and then spruce up the house a bit. Got to get the best odds for my hopeless inadequacy and all that.

[LaraMN]

20. *Lounge Dust* and all that good stuff!

Have fun!