Boobies, paper cuts, and nipples - are there other things we can enjoy

[Deja Q]

or is it always about the boobies? :rofl:

[Taverner]

1. Well paper cuts on the tip of the penis are just wrong

And I prefer not to visualize such things

[progmom]

2. oooh - another thread to hide

[Oeditpus Rex]

3. How 'bout these?

Maalox and nose drops and needles for knitting
Walkers and handrails and new dental fittings
Bundles of magazines tied up in string
These are a few of my favorite things

Cadillacs and cataracts and hearing aids and glasses
Polident and Fixodent and false teeth in glasses
Pacemakers, golf carts and porches with swings
These are a few of my favorite things

When the pipes leak
When the bones creak
When the knees go bad
I simply remember my favorite things
And then I don't feel so bad

Hot tea and crumpets, and corn pads for bunions
No spicy hot food or food cooked with onions
Bathrobes and heat pads and hot meals they bring
These are a few of my favorite things

Back pains, confused brains, and no fear of sinnin'
Thin bones and fractures and hair that is thinnin'
And we won't mention our short shrunken frames
When we remember our favorite things

When the joints ache
when the hips break
When the eyes grow dim
Then I remember the great life I've had
And then I don't feel so bad