Wow. Men are EASY

[yvr girl]

No details, but WOW.

[Deja Q]

1. Men are the true sluts.

.

[GOPisEvil]

2. The mere suggestion of possible sex gets us every time.

We're easily led astray. ;)

[yvr girl]

3. Apparently

I think if I flashed a bit of cleavage on a regular basis, I could get a lot of action.

[GOPisEvil]

4. Oh cleavage is the downfall of many men.

For a variety of reasons.

[Deja Q]

12. Or the upswing. It depends on your point of view.

:yoiks:

[Redstone]

5. It's easy to be easy when you're easy.

Redstone

[tuvor]

6. I thought it was common knowledge.

[yvr girl]

7. It's one thing to know it in your head

Completely astonishing to get a demonstration.

[tuvor]

8. I think we're crossing into the realm of "too much information".

Possibly.

[yvr girl]

9. Not a live demonstration

I'm not trying speed seduction or anything.

[tuvor]

11. Sorry.

:blush:

[idgiehkt]

14. I like this candor, actually.

It's entertaining.

[deucemagnet]

10. We men folk are simple folk.

Never overthink what we're up to. Most of our actions are the results of testosterone poisoning.

[smtpgirl]

13. I go for the complicated, WOMEN,

oh what joy

[kiraboo]

15. Yeah, no shit.

That means we women are required to exercise judgement. Just another burden we must bear.

[flvegan]

16. Not all of us, n/t

[everythingsxen]

17. Well duh!

:P

Sex, Food, Sex, Shelter, Sex

Five things men think about. :evilgrin:

[pokerfan]

37. We're not very complex

What men say vs. what they mean:

1. I am hungry MEANS I am hungry

2. I am sleepy MEANS I am sleepy

3. I am tired MEANS I am tired

4. Nice dress MEANS Nice cleavage!

5. I love you MEANS Let's have sex now

6. I am bored MEANS Do you want to have sex?

7. What's wrong? MEANS I guess sex is out of the question

8. May I have this dance? MEANS I'd like to have sex with you

9. Can I call you sometime? MEANS I'd like to have sex with you

10. Do you want to go to a movie? MEANS I'd like to have sex with you

11. Can I take you out to dinner? MEANS I'd like to have sex with you

12. Will you marry me? MEANS I want to make it illegal for other men to to have sex with you.

13. You look tense, let me give you a massage MEANS I want to have sex with you within the next 3 minutes!

14. Let's talk MEANS I am trying to impress you by showing that I am a deep person and, well I'd like to have sex with you.

[LostInAnomie]

18. I prefer to think of it as women being overly frigid.

We men are the norm.

[LeftyMom]

19. Broad-brush sexist assumptions suck.

Some men are easy, some aren't. They're complicated, just like women.

[SmileyBoy]

26. No, we're not complicated.

Seriously, we aren't. You women try to rationalize to yourselves that we are, but we aren't. We're very different from you.

[everythingsxen]

30. Gonna have to agree here...

If it weren't for women, I suspect we would still use grunting. It conveys most of the deeper thoughts we have. :rofl:

[TankLV]

38. But don't EVER try to make snide comments about women!

They all can't take a joke

It's much easier and acceptable to bash men, aparently.

But don't tell the women of their double standard...

[LeftyMom]

40. Uh, I was speaking out about the double standard

and as my screen name implies, I have the full baby-manufacturing option package. :shrug:

[Jamastiene]

20. You just now figuring that out, hon?

You are correct. Men definitely don't need owner's manuals. Women, however, require a certain finesse to operate. I'm still working on the finer details of how to operate thoe complex high quality goddesses known as women.

[amitten]

21. And...you JUST discovered this?

I've spent many a long year waiting for a man who can prove that stereotype wrong.

And I'm still waiting...

and I'm still waiting...

[mark414]

22. in other news, the sky is blue

[jobycom]

23. Boys are easy

Not men.

[Broken_Hero]

24. We aren't all easy...:)

I made my future wife wait four months, before...well, I did the deed...:) I had to make sure she wasn't some psycho...

[norml]

25. What's easy for you now, may be harder later.

Check back in 2026.

[SmileyBoy]

27. Just like what the comedian Joey Kola once said:

"Men are only interested in four things in this entire world. Eating, sleeping, shitting and fucking. And if a guy is trying to put the moves on you, it's because he's interested in obtaining one or more of those four things."

[trackfan]

28. Um, that's the whole point, isn't it?

(Of everything, that is).

[RandomKoolzip]

29. Some guys are total sluts.

Some of us WANT IT really badly but are plagued with a whole raftload of issues about sex and identity, etc. and so are constantly in a state of confusion and denial about the whole thing. For instance, I had the opportunity to lose my virginity with this girl (she was literally unbuttoning my pants and I hadn't even kissed her) but I was terribly confused and felt terrible about her putting the moves on me when she already had a boyfriend, plus I was deathly afraid of not being able to "perform," therefore, I turned her down.

I know guys who'll fuck anything with a pulse and a pair of breasts also. Some of us are strawberry-flavored, some of us taste like moldy pork rinds. Yadda yadda yadda is the spice of life and all that shit.


Some of us in longterm relationships also avoid sex with our partners - there's another untold story for ya.

Men are weird. :shrug:

[Digit]

31. They are sometimes ruled by the smaller brain wearing the helmet

I imagine it is difficult to think when the lil guy is saying, "What about me?", "You looking at me?", "Anyone wanna play?", "Let me outta here?"

It must be hard, er...difficult.

[Common Sense Party]

32. You're just now figuring this out? Where the hell have you BEEN?

We've been easy for centuries.

[billyskank]

33. Hey, you haven't met ME yet

:rofl:

[LeftyMom]

34. That would be more convincing if you didn't have skank in your name.

:eyes:

[billyskank]

36. That wasn't very nice

:(

[LeftyMom]

39. Sorry, I was teasing.

:hug:

[billyskank]

41. Ok

:hug:

[TankLV]

35. We are NOT! We're "accomodating"!

Big Difference!

So there!

And I'm not cheap - I'm "affordable"!! dammit!

[leftofthedial]

42. like a vinyl floor

[Juffo Wup]

43. God gave us a sex organ that requires blood

and not enough blood to run both heads at the same time.

It's easier when you're cynical and think any woman hitting on you is either playing a joke on you or so incredibly drunk you should call an ambulance.

[Nickster]

44. Ummmm, DUH! LoL. n/t

[Nicholas D Wolfwood]

45. Women are just as easy.

But I think we'd both be more correct to say "a lot of men are easy, and so are a lot of women".

[seemunkee]

46. Reminds me of a question my wife and daughter asked last night

Q: What's a male slut called?
My answer: Normal

[NewWaveChick1981]

47. Men ARE easy...

Of all the guys I've ever "known", not one has said, "Let's wait until we get to know each other better..." :evilgrin: And the ones I turned down would have been way easy too... Of course, this is a generalization, but the vast majority of guys think with the little head instead of the big head, and the big head is there for backup if necessary. Of course, the way I see it, this is not a problem unless the big head is disconnected, which it is in some cases.

Men and women ARE different....which is what keeps things interesting. :hi:

Edited to add: forgot to say that, yes, I KNOW they couldn't have been easy without me being easy right back. :P

[izzybeans]

48. That is why strip clubs are the funniest places on earth.

I as a male have to stand back and watch the whole scene so I'm not sucked into sex android status. Watching the men is more entertaining anyway. Hilariousness always...

[dpbrown]

49. You're just discovering this?

Being a man, I identified with my inner easy a looooong time ago.


:D

[LaraMN]

50. But would we have it any other way?

:evilgrin: :bounce:
I think. not.

[Avalux]

51. Locking.

It was fun while it lasted, eh? A bit too much of a sex thread.