Should I buy a rhinoceros as a cuddly, fun pet?

[ZombieNixon]

Just think, set it loose in the dorm when I get back to school...hours of fun!! :bounce:

[ZombieNixon]

1. Apparently no one finds the thought of a rhino wrecking my home amusing.

:cry:

:P

[TimeChaser]

2. I said go for the Komodo Dragon

:D

[ZombieNixon]

3. It might be a bit easier to smuggle in than a rhinoceros.

:D

[tjwmason]

4. No - because the inevitable stream of pity-mongering threads

which you'd post would drive us all to distraction. :P

[ZombieNixon]

7. I will only want pity

if the rhinoceros fails to..erm..."get" the dorm manager, if ya know what I mean. :P

[Gormy Cuss]

5. The rhino would help you commandeer adjacent rooms for more space.

I say go for it.

[ZombieNixon]

6. Now that's my kind of thinking!

:D

[ChoralScholar]

8. Reminds me of this 'phonesex gone bad skit'

Changed some words to make it DU friendly...
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bloodninja: Ok baby, we got to hurry, I don't know how long I can keep it ready for you.
j_gurli3: thats ok. ok i'm a japanese schoolgirl, what r u.
bloodninja: A Rhinocerus. Well, <endowed> like one, thats for sure.
j_gurli3: haha, ok lets go.
j_gurli3: i put my hand through ur hair, and kiss u on the neck.
bloodninja: I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you are in my breeding territory.
j_gurli3: haha, ok, u know that turns me on.
j_gurli3: i start unbuttoning ur shirt.
bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't wear shirts.
j_gurli3: No, ur not really a Rhinocerus silly, it's just part of the game.
bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't play games. They f*cking charge your ass.
j_gurli3: stop, cmon be serious.
bloodninja: It doesn't get any more serious than a Rhinocerus about to charge your ass.
bloodninja: I stomp my feet, the dust stirs around my tough skinned feet.
j_gurli3: thats it.
bloodninja: Nostrils flaring, I lower my head. My horn, like some phallic symbol of my potent virility, is the last thing you see as skulls collide and mine remains the victor. You are now a bloody red ragdoll suspended in the air on my mighty horn.
bloodninja: Goddam am I <aroused> now.

[ZombieNixon]

9. Oh Christ!

:rofl: