I'm sorry: There is no logical reason that Taverner should exist

[LynneSin]

Especially when he posts anti-Styx threads!

:grr:

[progmom]

1. now THIS is getting interesting

[LynneSin]

3. His anti-Styx attitude is not acceptible

Come on, at least once in your lifetime you sang a Styx song at the top of your lungs, perhaps while driving or in the shower. It is one of those Rites of Passages that transforms you from childhood into the adult world!

[progmom]

8. all my fellow gifted and talented geeks in high school listened to Styx

...and Rush. (see - I managed to tie in a GD flamewar too!)

they definitely have their place.

[Ramsey]

11. YOU KNOW IT'S YOU BABE!!!

That's me singing a classic Styx song at the top of my lungs.

:evilgrin:

[LynneSin]

13. Thank you for defending my argument

Styx isn't high quality music but just damn fun to sing.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=5371619&mesg_id=5381298

Here you go!

[Taverner]

2. You dissapoint me Ms LynneSin...

I can't believe you LIKE STYX!!!!

ARRRRGH!!!!

That's it - I'm leaving you with the earworm from hell...

Midnight at the oasis
Send your camel to bed
Shadows paintin' our faces
Traces of romance in our heads
Heaven's holdin' a half-moon
Shinin' just for us
Let's slip off to a sand dune, real soon
And kick up a little dust
Come on, Cactus is our friend
He'll point out the way
Come on, till the evenin' ends
Till the evenin' ends
You don't have to answer
There's no need to speak
I'll be your belly dancer, prancer
And you can be my sheik

I know your Daddy's a sultan
A nomad known to all
With fifty girls to attend him, they all send him
Jump at his beck and call
But you won't need no harem, honey
When I'm by your side
And you won't need no camel, no no
When I take you for a ride
Come on, Cactus is our friend
He'll point out the way
Come on, till the evenin' ends
Till the evenin' ends
Midnight at the oasis
Send your camel to bed
Got shadows paintin' our faces
And traces of romance in our heads

[LynneSin]

4. That song is on my MP3 player - I think it's kinda neat

:D

[Taverner]

7. AYEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!

OK...upping the ante...

And they called it puppy love
Oh i guess they'll never know
how a young heart really feels
and just why i love her so
and they called it puppy love
just because we're in our teens
tell them all
please tell them it isn't fair
to take away my only dream
i cry each night
my tears for you
my tears are all in vain
i hope and i pray
that maybe someday
you'll be back (you'll be back) in my arms(in my arms)
once again
someone help me
help me
help me please
is the answer up above?
how can i
oh how can i tell them
this is not a puppy love
someone help me
help me
help me please
is the answer up above?
how can i
oh how can i tell them
this is not a puppy love
(this is not a puppy love)
(this is not a puppy love)
not a puppy love
(this is not a puppy love)

[LynneSin]

9. Awwww Donny Osmond - I have One Bad Apple on my MP3 player though

I love that song!

[Taverner]

10. My ... earworms ... have ... no ... effect...

Must...try...harder...

The marchin' band came down along main street
The soldier blues fell in behind
I looked across and there I saw Billy
Waiting to go and join the line
And with her head upon his shoulder
His young and lovely fiancee
From where I stood I saw she was cryin'
And through her tears I heard her say

Billy don't be a hero, don't be a fool with your life
Billy don't be a hero, come back and make me your wi-i-ife
And as Billy started to go-o
She said keep your pretty head low-ow-ow-ow
Billy don't be a hero, come back to me-ee

The soldier blues were trapped on a hillside
The battle ragin' all around
The sergeant cried, we've gotta hang on boys
We've gotta hold this piece of ground
I need a volunteer to ride out
And bring us back some extra men
And Billy's hand was up in a moment
Forgettin' all the words she said, she said

Billy don't be a hero, don't be a fool with your li-ife
Billy don't be a hero, come back and make me your wi-i-ife
And as Billy started to go-o
She said keep your pretty head low-ow-ow-ow
Billy don't be a hero, come back to me-ee

I heard his fiancee got a letter
That told how Billy died that day-ay
The letter said he was a hero
She should be proud he died that way
I heard she threw the letter away...

[LynneSin]

12. Not on my MP3 player but in my collection

I love old 70s one-hit wonders - you suck at this btw!

[HughBeaumont]

16. I have all three of those songs on CD.

70s AM Pop is my anti-Kryptonite.

[Taverner]

14. If the Osmonds didn't work on you - you're bad music kryptonite!

Styx still sucks tho :P

[LynneSin]

15. I have all sorts of music for all sorts of music

Sometimes I'm just in a happy 70's bubblegum pop music mood!

[LeftyMom]

5. He posts pics with his shirt off

Seems like a pretty good justification to me.

[LaraMN]

6. Gasp! Blasphemy!

I can think of a reason or two...:dilemma: