Ladies: Billyskank has a question

[yvr girl]

If he were to become a girl, what things would he need to learn. (Not just him, any guy.)






















I'm not making an announcement - just a question.

[LaraMN]

1. Lots of things. IT'd ne too much work.

Just the cosmetic usuues would be mind-boggling.

[yvr girl]

2. Should I let him try out my make up and see how he does

I could post pictures.

[LaraMN]

3. YEs! you totally should!

I've yet to meet a guy who doesn't lood good in eyeliner!

[yvr girl]

4. He's SHOCKED at your answer

NOT.

[Nicole]

5. How to wax without crying

How to be 4 places at once, doing 3 things at each place.

[HEyHEY]

6. And how to cry while doing everything else.

[yvr girl]

7. You're such a brat

:cry:

[HEyHEY]

9. And I make a mean pesto penne

[yvr girl]

10. When are you taking me sailing

I can try it then.

[HEyHEY]

11. mm, saltwater Pesto

Well, regardless, we should meet for coffee or something at one point.

[yvr girl]

12. That worked so well on Sunday

We should though

[CanuckAmok]

15. oh, bloody hell.

I posted, like, three days in advance, and the first sign of any concrete plan for meeting at 5:00pm on Sunday came from a party who shall remain un-named at this point, at 4:45pm Sunday.

By the way, did anyone else hear about the yvr shuttle that was hijacked on Saturday and ordered to drive to Vernon?

Why Vernon?

Why not, oh.. I dunno, Cranbrook?

[GirlinContempt]

8. The wind

beneath my wings

[RevCheesehead]

13. How to master a pleasant smile while dying of cramps.

also:
* pantyhose aren't worth the effort (go thigh-high, and in the winter, wear pants)
* how to have a conversation with a man while he's staring at your boobs

and most importantly of all:
:bounce::bounce:

[billyskank]

14. I'm sorry Rev

I didn't catch what you were saying. I was too busy looking at your boobs :blush:

[RevCheesehead]

16. ROFLOL!

:rofl:

I'm surprised you could tear yourself away from yivver! :hi:

:loveya:

[billyskank]

18. She lets me out atimes if I'm good

:loveya:

[NMMNG]

17. A few pointers

1. The Epilady and its competitors do not "gently whisk hair away". They painfully rip it out by the roots. x(

2. Once you have wrinkles, particularly under the eyes, it's too late--nothing will take them away except surgery or Botox. Your best bet is prevention. Sunblock and moisturizer are the keys.

3. Percocet is the best invention for cramps. :-)

[billyskank]

19. Good practical advice

I am indebted to you, Buffy. :hi:

[NMMNG]

20. De nada

Always glad to help. :hug:

[billyskank]

21. You're so gracious

:hug:

[XemaSab]

22. There are too many things to list...

Feminine hygiene and how to get rid of a guy you're not interested in are two that haven't been mentioned yet.

[Arugula Latte]

23. How to handle the subtle being-put-in-your-place condescension from men

It's tricky to fight because it's usually subtle, so you either have to go along with it or "make a scene" over "nothing" and get labeled a shrill bitch ... Fun stuff!

[RetroLounge]

24. Always Swallow

your food before speaking while on a dinner date...

:shrug:

RL

[wildhorses]

25. change his name to bettyskank!

:P

[billyskank]

27. Of course that would be the first thing I would do

:hi:

[RagingInMiami]

26. How to get men to buy him a drink without sleeping with them

Leaving the toilet seat down.

How to walk in high heels.

[billyskank]

29. I already leave the seat down

And I think high heels are stupid.

[RagingInMiami]

35. Well if you already leave the seat down

Then you've been trained, like I have. You're halfway there.

Now if you can only learn how to fake an orgasm, not that that has ever happened to me, you'll be another step closer.

[SOteric]

28. How to live on substantially less salary.

:hi:

[billyskank]

31. Ack!

I don't think the female programmers in our office get less than the guys do, though.

:hi:

[flvegan]

30. How to stop staring at the other girls' boobs.

The eyes are up here Ms. Skank. Oh, and that name...

[billyskank]

32. I'll never cut it as a girl

:)

[flvegan]

34. Yeah, but think of this:

You have your OWN boobs.

I'd never leave my house.

[txwhitedove]

33. Oh, birth control can be complicated. Patches, pills, IUD, ....

pills can make you bloat....

[I Have A Dream]

36. He'd had to learn to be more aware of his surroundings and not...

assume that he's safe in certain situations where he almost certainly does not think twice about now.

Ahhhh, it must be wonderful to be able to walk outside alone in the dark without concern.

[sarge43]

37. Walking in high heels without snapping an ankle n/t

[miss_american_pie]

38. Always carry enough cash to pay for your own dinner

and cab fare home.