Oh MAN! A police dog on "Cops" just bit a guy right in his SCHWEEN.

[Human Torch]

The "Cops" reruns on the cable channel FX...BIG, barking German shepherd with glow-in-the-dark eyes (it was night time) had a guy on the ground, and when the cops surrounded him, the guy rolled over and Rover clamped his mighty jaws down on the guy's CROTCH.

OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.

:evilgrin:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

1. Oh man, I can't even imagine that.

I've been bitten by Shepherds on the arm that were just playing too rough. I don't even have a schween and I'm psychosomatically hurting for that.

Of course, I still think it would have been kind of amusing to see on Cops.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E9pQ6c3AKcs

[Archae]

2. What was the moran being busted for?

Being drunk and disorderly?

[Flaxbee]

3. saw an episode of Cops years ago where one of the

shepherds had a guy pinned against a chain link fence (he'd run from the cops) with his mouth right on the crotch - he had a mouthful of khaki pants and was growling. The guy tried to move, and the dog yanked real hard and ripped the guy's pants off bank-to-front leaving the guy standing there in his undies. Dog dropped the pants, bared his teeth, and the guy didn't try to move again.

I cried I laughed so hard. It was like a magic trick.

[xchrom]

4. the dog was making a point. he was tired of playing.