LSK
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Thu Jul-20-06 01:26 PM
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all this ME stuff is getting me down, I think I need something |
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Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."
"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"
His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.
Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"
:popcorn:
That feels a little better.
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Thu Jul-20-06 01:27 PM
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1. my step mother emailed me that joke, yesterday was the 1st time |
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she'd heard about, i wanted to scream when i opened up the message. "OMG this is too funny, have you heard this one?" AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
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Tue Jul-25-06 11:53 PM
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Wed Jul-26-06 12:16 AM
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3. Ooh, I got another one! |
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Saint Peter was at the gates of heaven. Then Picasso came up and said, "I'm Picasso, let me into heaven!"
But Saint Peter said to him, "Prove to me you are really Picasso, because sometimes we have some fakes, and draw a picture for me." So St.Peter got a chalkboard and handed it to Picasso. Picasso drew a wonderful picture and so St. Peter let him in.
Later, Einstein arrived at the pearly gates. He told St. Peter that he was Einstein, but, again, St. Peter asked him to prove he was really Einstien. Instantly, the drawing by Picasso disapeared and Einstein wrote a very complicated equation. So St. Peter let him in.
Even later, George W Bush arrived at the pearly gates. So St. Peter asked him to prove that he was really George W Bush. He explained he asked Einstein and Picasso these same questions. So George replied,
"Who the heck are Einstein and Picasso??"
St. Peter sighed. "Alright, George, you can come in..."
It took me forever to type!!! But :rofl: anyway....
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Wed Jul-26-06 12:21 AM
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Wed Jul-26-06 12:40 AM
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5. found it somewhere on the WWW |
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