Tame three DUers

[Oeditpus Rex]

:evilgrin:

[Heidi]

1. Are you trying to put the Mods out of work?

Huh? Are you? :P

[Oeditpus Rex]

5. Nope

Just tryin' to bring some infotainment to their otherwise drab lives. :evilgrin:

[Heidi]

7. It's twue. It's twue.

My wife is dwab. ;)

[billyskank]

6. HEIDEEEEEE!!!!

:loveya:

[Heidi]

8. Biiiiiilllllllllllllly!

Are you back in the bosom of Europe again? :hug: :loveya:

:*

[billyskank]

12. No, north america holds me in its breast for another week

I have just been in Alberta meeting u4ic for a couple of days, and now I am back in BC again. :*

[Oeditpus Rex]

16. Gaaaa!

More breast innuendo?? :spank:

[Heidi]

18. .

Art Appreciation 101: http://www.youtube.com/w/Experience-the-Joy-of-Painting---%28Almost-Live%21%29?v=AgGZkc7wXMk&search=snl

[Oeditpus Rex]

24. ...

Jussst a happy little lesbian menage a trois. :rofl:

[Heidi]

27. But they're not nekkid.

He gave one of them a cap. :rofl:

[Oeditpus Rex]

28. That just proves he's kinky

I bet a sheepdog was next. :eyes:

[Heidi]

29. Oh, lawdy.

:rofl: :spray:

[RetroLounge]

2. Nah

Wild DU'ers are the best....

:hi:

RL

[RevCheesehead]

10. And that's why I adore you.

:loveya:

What are you doing up so late? :hug:

[XemaSab]

3. I will never be tamed

[LeftyMom]

4. I could get a lot more than three eating out of the palm of my hand.

:evilgrin:

Night Rexy. :hug:

[Oeditpus Rex]

9. Ha!

I knew you could not resist. :evilgrin:

:hug: :loveya:




"Rexy." :blush:

[RevCheesehead]

11. Blessed are the peacemakers.

Or is that Cheesemakers? :hi:

[Oeditpus Rex]

14. It's not to be taken literally

Obviously, it refers to any makers of non-violent dairy products. :eyes:

[RevCheesehead]

15. Pray tell, if you can....

what exactly are the violent forms of Dairy?

[Oeditpus Rex]

19. Well, there's milk of magnesium

Discontented Milk From Discontented Cows.™

[RevCheesehead]

22. ...

:spray:

memo to self: do not take a drink before reading SR's posts! :rofl:

[Random_Australian]

34. SR? S is not even near O on the keyboard!

edit: :P

[RevCheesehead]

46. That stands for Sexy Rexy.

:loveya:

[Dangerously Amused]

68. And don't forget whipped cream!

[u4ic]

13. I will not

be tamed. :nuke:





:*

[Ariana Celeste]

17. I dunno about that...

:hi:

[Oeditpus Rex]

20. Ah, you'd be easy to tame

Last time I saw you, you looked like a lady 'n' stuff.









:hide:

[Ariana Celeste]

23. Hey! Let's never speak of that again!

:rofl:

Now I'm in a ripped decade old Metallica shirt and boy's sports shorts! So there! WITH mismatched socks. Not very lady like eh? :7

:beer:

[Oeditpus Rex]

25. Nope

But it sounds really hawt.

[Ariana Celeste]

30. I guess I can't get past that with you!

:P

:rofl:

:beer:

[Oeditpus Rex]

31. I'm sorry

I'll stop.

[Ariana Celeste]

32. Oh, suuuure

:P

(You better not be taking me seriously now, babe- though that is a cute emoticon :))

[Oeditpus Rex]

36. I'm never quite sure

if women are being serious. So I err on the side of humility.




In other words, I'm a slut.

[Ariana Celeste]

39. Like women are *that* difficult....

:eyes:





Oh really?

[Oeditpus Rex]

41. Yeah, I guess they're not

Unless you aren't one. :banghead:




Yeah... but that just means I'm easy, not cheap.

[Ariana Celeste]

43. I knew you'd come around.

And I assure you, I'm 100% woman.

Just don't look under my skirt.

[Oeditpus Rex]

44. ...

:rofl:


:hug:

[Ariana Celeste]

45. ...

;)

:hug:

By the way, I'm wearing a tunic and flairs tomorrow. I just can't. fucking. do. a. dress.

[Oeditpus Rex]

49. What if it's denim? Or leather?

And short?

And you wear fishnets with it?

:evilgrin:

[Ariana Celeste]

51. LOL.

Not since I was 17, dear

When I was 125 lbs, I'd wear anything! :7

[Oeditpus Rex]

53. Oh, cripes!

[Ariana Celeste]

54. Well, I'd still wear those!

:7







Now if only I actually had a bed and not just a mattress on the floor.....

[Oeditpus Rex]

55. That's not what I meant!

Stop gettin' me in trouble! x(

[Ariana Celeste]

56. Oh,

than what did you mean? :P

[Oeditpus Rex]

59. ...

[Ariana Celeste]

61. ...

:spray:

[Whoa_Nelly]

21. Nope! You cannot tame me!

No matter how hard you try..no one, no how :D

[SofaKingLiberal]

26. bring it on!

[SeattleGirl]

33. I cannot be tamed!

:evilgrin:

[Ariana Celeste]

35. I sure hope not!

:hi:

[SeattleGirl]

58. Not to worry.

I am untamable! :hi:

[Oeditpus Rex]

38. I shoulda put more thought into the thread hed

It should read, "Tame three DUers — but if you try it with SG, KW or Heidi, you'll fall smack on your rusty sword."

[SeattleGirl]

57. NowTHAT would have been a good one!

:P

[ZombieNixon]

37. Can't be done.

Besides, after taming me, I'd need to be fed and bathed, and we both know that neither of us would be happy with that arrangement. :P

[Ariana Celeste]

40. .

Are you so sure about that?

:7

[ZombieNixon]

47. Well, if it's you, that's a different matter entirely.

:D

[Ariana Celeste]

48. :o

:blush:

I haven't seen you around lately! Have I been online at the wrong time or what? :hug:

[ZombieNixon]

50. I haven't been around quite as often lately.

And tonight is the latest I've been awake in a while. :hug:

[Ariana Celeste]

52. Well then that makes sense!

I haven't been around so much lately, either! Yours truly has been working part time and doing cardio~

:7

Are you on break?

[NMMNG]

42. Ok

Jamastiene

Oeditpus Rex

MissHoneyChurch

[Oeditpus Rex]

60. Cool!

I get two!

[NMMNG]

63. You need more discipline

:evilgrin:

[Oeditpus Rex]

64. Yes, Mistress

Indeed I do. :evilgrin:

[NMMNG]

65. .......

[Oeditpus Rex]

66. Where do you FIND those things??

Is there some kinky smilie site somewhere? :rofl:

[NMMNG]

67. There probably is

But I haven't found it yet.

I get mine from other DUers and at various smiley sites. Most of them have a small selection of sexy/naughty smilies.

[MissHoneychurch]

62. What for?

Are ya scared of us otherwise?

:evilgrin:

[Dangerously Amused]

69. Oops, wrong spot!

[Dangerously Amused]

70. I LAUGH at your pathetic attempt to tame ME! Hah hah HAH!!

[NewWaveChick1981]

71. Just TRY to tame me...It won't work...

:evilgrin:

[billyskank]

72. ...

:loveya:

[NewWaveChick1981]

73. Hi, billyskank!

:loveya: :*

[billyskank]

75. *smooch*

:*

[Writer]

74. I would like to volunteer myself for taming...

as long as it entails a paddle, velvet cuffs, and an experienced gentleman. :evilgrin:

[wildhorses]

76. wildhorses run free

just sayin':evilgrin::hi: