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Rabrrrrrr (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jul-22-06 08:34 PM Original message |
Things not to tell a child when a parent or grandparent dies |
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Momgonepostal (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jul-22-06 08:36 PM Response to Original message |
1. 6. Now that Grandma is dead, I'm next in line! |
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Momgonepostal (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jul-22-06 08:39 PM Response to Original message |
2. 7. We had to pull the plug on Grandpa. Be good or we'll... |
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Rabrrrrrr (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jul-22-06 08:43 PM Response to Original message |
3. 8. I see dead people! |
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cobalt1999 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jul-22-06 08:46 PM Response to Original message |
4. 9. We're so relieved that they won't see |
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salin (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jul-22-06 08:46 PM Response to Original message |
5. 9. God loves your grandma and that is why she died... God loves you, |
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Rabrrrrrr (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jul-22-06 08:47 PM Response to Original message |
6. 11. You broke grandma's heart with your constant whining |
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valerief (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jul-22-06 08:48 PM Response to Original message |
7. Don't cry, Timmy. Grammy is probably not in Hell. n/t |
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Burma Jones (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jul-22-06 08:54 PM Response to Original message |
8. Grandma's Dead, but she'll always be a part of you |
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GOPisEvil (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jul-22-06 08:55 PM Response to Original message |
9. See what happens when you don't eat your vegetables? |
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GoddessOfGuinness (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jul-22-06 11:42 PM Response to Reply #9 |
19. heh heh |
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Iniquitous Bunny (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-23-06 07:21 AM Response to Reply #9 |
26. Bwa ha ha! |
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Rabrrrrrr (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jul-22-06 09:46 PM Response to Original message |
10. Where do the dead bodies go? They go to the school cafeterias |
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Momgonepostal (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jul-22-06 09:49 PM Response to Original message |
11. Grandma's dead because she didn't vote for the Lord's... |
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Rabrrrrrr (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jul-22-06 09:51 PM Response to Original message |
12. 17. If you can go 10 years without touching your privates, |
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TommyO (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jul-22-06 09:59 PM Response to Original message |
13. Grandma went to sleep and will never wake up. |
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iconoclastic cat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jul-22-06 10:03 PM Response to Original message |
14. "People die all the time. Why, you could die in your sleep tonight. Well, |
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YellowRubberDuckie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jul-22-06 10:13 PM Response to Original message |
15. Grandma is looking down on you. |
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RevCheesehead (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jul-22-06 11:30 PM Response to Original message |
16. "Now Grandma's an angel in heaven" |
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valerief (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jul-22-06 11:33 PM Response to Original message |
17. We had to put Grampy in the ground because he smelled so bad. n/t |
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Radio_Lady (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jul-22-06 11:40 PM Response to Original message |
18. "We just found out that Grandma left all of us out of her will..." |
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GoddessOfGuinness (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jul-22-06 11:46 PM Response to Original message |
20. Everybody's got to go sometime. No sense putting it off. |
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politicat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-23-06 02:16 AM Response to Original message |
21. Don't mention farms. |
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struggle4progress (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-23-06 02:27 AM Response to Original message |
22. Now let's eat some cookies that taste like Granma ... |
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struggle4progress (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-23-06 02:30 AM Response to Original message |
23. After he's stuffed, we're going to keep him in your room |
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CanuckAmok (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-23-06 02:33 AM Response to Original message |
24. "On the upside, we don't have to grocery shop for months!" |
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HEyHEY (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-23-06 02:45 AM Response to Original message |
25. Dad's dead because you pee. |
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Radio_Lady (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-23-06 02:34 PM Response to Reply #25 |
38. OT: Oh, HEyHEY, those polar bear cubs are SO CUTE!!!! |
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elehhhhna (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-23-06 10:01 AM Response to Original message |
27. "Daddy's dead and He's the LUCKY ONE!" my Mom, circa 1979 |
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CanuckAmok (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-23-06 06:10 PM Response to Reply #27 |
51. ... |
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elehhhhna (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-23-06 06:44 PM Response to Reply #51 |
53. It broke my heart at the time, but we "kids" |
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matcom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-23-06 10:02 AM Response to Original message |
28. every time you masturbate God kills one of us off |
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grannylib (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-23-06 10:52 AM Response to Original message |
29. Oh man...after my daughter died, I had to FIGHT with her fiance's parents |
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Rabrrrrrr (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-23-06 01:39 PM Response to Reply #29 |
34. Oh, that's awful! Not onyl does America have a sick approach to sex, |
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grannylib (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-23-06 02:52 PM Response to Reply #34 |
41. I agree, I hate those euphemisms...dead is dead. Nothing wrong with |
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Radio_Lady (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-23-06 02:43 PM Response to Reply #29 |
40. I had to deal with that with my stepchildren, who were 13, 11, and 8 when |
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grannylib (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-23-06 02:58 PM Response to Reply #40 |
42. I'm sorry to hear that...yes, 6 or 7 is old enough for death to have some |
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Radio_Lady (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-23-06 03:32 PM Response to Reply #42 |
43. My step-grandson is 17 now; haven't seen him in two years. |
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grannylib (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-23-06 04:27 PM Response to Reply #43 |
44. I bet that'll be a great trip! How old are the grandkids from Utah? |
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Radio_Lady (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-23-06 05:58 PM Response to Reply #44 |
46. Nicholas David born 7/8/98; Tyler Scott born 5/5/00. |
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calico1 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-23-06 11:01 AM Response to Original message |
30. See what happens when you are not a good |
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SOteric (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-23-06 01:26 PM Response to Original message |
31. Grandpa's gone to a place |
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Call Me Wesley (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-23-06 01:31 PM Response to Original message |
32. "The capri pants |
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ZombieNixon (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-23-06 01:33 PM Response to Original message |
33. Grandpa died because you touch yourself at night. |
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Withywindle (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-23-06 01:55 PM Response to Original message |
35. "Looks like the Devil finally got her... |
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Rabrrrrrr (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-23-06 02:19 PM Response to Original message |
36. 36. By breathing, you stole oxygen from grandpa. This is your fault. |
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Radio_Lady (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-23-06 02:36 PM Response to Reply #36 |
39. Rabrrrr, you are one fick sucker -- and I garbled that in your honor! |
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Rabrrrrrr (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-23-06 04:30 PM Response to Reply #39 |
45. I am, indeed, the fickest sucker that's ever been! |
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Radio_Lady (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-23-06 06:04 PM Response to Reply #45 |
47. Seriously, I just noticed that your signature "eye" just blinked at me. |
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Rabrrrrrr (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-24-06 07:33 AM Response to Reply #47 |
55. Yeah, that sounds like me. |
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terrya (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-23-06 02:20 PM Response to Original message |
37. "Dad's dead because he hated you" |
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CanuckAmok (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-23-06 06:06 PM Response to Original message |
48. Look, she died for your sins, alright? Do I have to draw you a diagram? |
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Fleshdancer (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-23-06 06:07 PM Response to Original message |
49. Every time you masturbate God kills a family member |
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CanuckAmok (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-23-06 06:09 PM Response to Original message |
50. Well I'll be darned... There *was* something under her bed after all! |
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Lisa (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-23-06 06:12 PM Response to Original message |
52. if you're good, we'll lower you into the coffin to kiss Grandma goodbye |
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CanuckAmok (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-23-06 06:47 PM Response to Original message |
54. Don't cry, Timmy, she was a robot. We all are....except you, of course. |
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