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Deep13 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-24-06 08:51 AM Original message |
Poll question: How do you deal with snakes on a plane? |
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TheFriendlyAnarchist (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-24-06 08:54 AM Response to Original message |
1. LOL! They were all too great, I couldn't pick |
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Deep13 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-24-06 09:32 AM Response to Reply #1 |
2. a-hem, and yet no greatest recommendation. |
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Deep13 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-24-06 09:42 AM Response to Original message |
3. Feed snakes red wine and turkey, ... |
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Blue-Jay (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-24-06 09:51 AM Response to Original message |
4. There ain't a Got-Damned thing you can do about it. |
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ghostsofgiants (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-24-06 11:58 AM Response to Reply #4 |
13. Blue-Jay for the win. |
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Deep13 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-24-06 10:19 AM Response to Original message |
5. Distract snakes by releasing a swarm of killer bees into the plane. |
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Joe Fields (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-24-06 10:35 AM Response to Original message |
6. Bite their heads off, two at a time. (three, if you have a big mouth) |
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Deep13 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-24-06 10:36 AM Response to Reply #6 |
7. Of course! Turn the tables on 'em. |
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Deep13 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-24-06 11:12 AM Response to Original message |
8. Keeps snakes mesmorized by Christopher Walken impression. |
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TheFriendlyAnarchist (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-24-06 11:13 AM Response to Reply #8 |
9. Who doesn't? |
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Deep13 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-24-06 11:14 AM Response to Reply #9 |
10. Cow bell haters. |
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LSK (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-24-06 11:15 AM Response to Original message |
11. grab them by the tail - duh! |
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Deep13 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-24-06 11:17 AM Response to Reply #11 |
12. The tail? Of course! I was trying to grab them by the toe. |
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RedCloud (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-24-06 01:45 PM Response to Original message |
14. I just whip out my python... |
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msanthrope (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-24-06 01:50 PM Response to Reply #14 |
16. You are going to get the thread locked with THAT kind of |
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RedCloud (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-24-06 02:37 PM Response to Reply #16 |
23. In that case here are pythons to assuage our mods... |
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flvegan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-24-06 01:50 PM Response to Original message |
15. Open cases containing komodo dragons |
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sarge43 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-24-06 01:56 PM Response to Reply #15 |
17. That would be more interesting than the in-flight movie n/t |
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CanuckAmok (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-24-06 01:58 PM Response to Original message |
18. "There's not a goddamned thing you can do about it!" |
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ProfessorGAC (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-24-06 02:06 PM Response to Original message |
19. Other - Open The Window |
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Radio_Lady (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-24-06 02:20 PM Response to Reply #19 |
20. We'll have to see -- movie opens on August 18th. Reportedly, there will be |
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Radio_Lady (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-24-06 02:21 PM Response to Reply #20 |
21. Here's the latest from someone who was at Comic-Con in San Diego |
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Deep13 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-24-06 04:05 PM Response to Reply #19 |
25. Actually, that would happen. |
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Catbird (633 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-24-06 02:22 PM Response to Original message |
22. Make the snakes fasten their seatbelts. |
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Radio_Lady (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-24-06 03:32 PM Response to Original message |
24. Lure them all in a non-pressurized section of the plane. You'd think |
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TrogL (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-24-06 04:09 PM Response to Original message |
26. Snakes are edible |
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One_Life_To_Give (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-24-06 04:45 PM Response to Original message |
27. Turn off the Heat! |
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Sammy Pepys (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-25-06 10:12 AM Response to Reply #27 |
29. bingo.....n/t |
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Deep13 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-25-06 09:54 AM Response to Original message |
28. Is it mongooses or mongeese? |
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sarge43 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-25-06 11:11 AM Response to Reply #28 |
32. American Heritage Dictionary says mongooses n/t |
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underpants (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-25-06 10:28 AM Response to Original message |
30. As Bill Cosby said in his routine about snakes |
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Fox Mulder (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-25-06 10:30 AM Response to Original message |
31. Get some motherfuckin' mongoose (mongeese?) on the... |
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