KensPen
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Tue Dec-16-03 09:23 AM
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I am the self proclaimed Hall monitor of this forum cross me and.... |
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get a demerit.....
it will also go on your permanent record.
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Tue Dec-16-03 09:26 AM
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1. Demerit! Demerit! Demerit! Demerit! |
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Tue Dec-16-03 09:27 AM
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2. Yeah, well I'm the milk monitor. Cross me and eat your cereal dry! |
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Tue Dec-16-03 09:28 AM
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3. Yeah? Well, I'm the Lounge soundman. Cross ME... |
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..and you won't get any monitors AT ALL!!
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Tue Dec-16-03 09:29 AM
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4. And I'm the monitor lizard! |
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Tue Dec-16-03 09:34 AM
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8. Yeah? Well I'm the hall Merrimac. |
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Tue Dec-16-03 09:37 AM
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12. You trying to get alongside this broad? |
KensPen
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Tue Dec-16-03 09:31 AM
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5. Hooligans and troublemakers |
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I have my eye on the lot of you.
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Tue Dec-16-03 09:32 AM
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6. Permanent record ?? Isn't it all on cd's now ? |
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Tue Dec-16-03 09:33 AM
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Edited on Tue Dec-16-03 09:38 AM by Magic Rat
demerit boy.
Do you have a sash that says 'Hall Monitor' on it.
:D
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KensPen
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Tue Dec-16-03 09:36 AM
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9. the sash is day glo orange |
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which isn't the best color for me....
BUT
it announces my athoriTAH from miles away.
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Tue Dec-16-03 09:36 AM
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10. At My Jr. Hi School, A Teacher Created Potty-Pass That Was A Toilet Seat. |
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An actual TOILET SEAT with "potty pass" lettered on it.
The embarrassment of having to lug around the big potty-pass was a DISINCENTIVE to abuse the privilege of being allowed to leave the classroom to visit the restroom.
-- Allen
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Tue Dec-16-03 09:55 AM
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That was a smart teacher!! :D Thanks for the AM laugh, allen. :thumbsup:
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Tue Dec-16-03 09:36 AM
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11. Up your nose with a rubber hose, Mr. Kotter |
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Tue Dec-16-03 09:49 AM
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I have not told a single story about my crazy uncle Vito.
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Tue Dec-16-03 10:34 AM
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15. Yeah, well I'm the monitor of good taste and it is bad form.............. |
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to gloat about being a monitor. So go to the corner.
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Tue Dec-16-03 10:38 AM
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16. I Refuse To Be Shackled!!! |
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I will rise up against the tyranny of your abuse of the hall monitor power. Absolute hall monitor power corrupts absolutely!
I will not be intimidated.
So there. Nyah! The Professor
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Tue Dec-16-03 10:39 AM
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It IS NOT forged. That's Miz Sweeney's signature right there. See? You can ask her. What do you mean you've never before seen a Hall Pass that says "trof is allowed to roam freely and at will wherever and whenever his little heart desires."? She did too! ;-)
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Tue Dec-16-03 10:42 AM
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18. signed "Juan Epstien's Mother" |
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Tue Dec-16-03 10:52 AM
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Curses, foiled again. :evilgrin:
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Tue Dec-16-03 10:52 AM
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20. Please sir, may I have another demerit? I have a collection |
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Tue Dec-16-03 11:13 AM
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21. you are a "nogoodnick" |
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I might need to run you out of here.
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Tue Dec-16-03 11:14 AM
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22. Send him to the Ass't. Principal. |
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He's the one with the paddle.
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KensPen
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Tue Dec-16-03 11:17 AM
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23. no one likes a tattle tale trof |
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or is it Paddle Tail I'm confused.
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Tue Dec-16-03 11:19 AM
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24. yeah, well I'm the GD monitor |
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cross me and I'll automatically delete all the threads praising your candidate of choice!!!!!
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Tue Dec-16-03 12:07 PM
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25. the proof of my power |
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shall not slide from page one.
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