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Wed Jul-26-06 01:57 PM
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Freeper Jeopardy: Name the categories you'd find |
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This was insprired from the "bashing" by that guy who won like 28,435,352 straight games of Jeopardy who came up with some bizarro topics that would be for everyday americans.
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Wed Jul-26-06 02:02 PM
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All questions/answers are in regards to portapottis and their ilk.
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Wed Jul-26-06 02:38 PM
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14. Or....... "Potable Portapotties"? |
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Wed Jul-26-06 02:40 PM
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You're just on a ROLL today. :D
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Wed Jul-26-06 02:04 PM
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2. Here's some of my suggestions. |
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"This round's categories are..."
"NASCAR drivers." "Wit and Wisdom of Stone Cold Steve Austin." "Cheap Whiskey." "Hee-Haw." "Television Evangelists." "McDonald's Menu Items."
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Wed Jul-26-06 03:21 PM
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Damn, I'm usually good at Jeopardy but I'd be in the hole w/ these categories!
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Wed Jul-26-06 02:16 PM
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"The Rapture" "Vice Presidents Named Dick" "President Bush: Great President or Greatest President?" "Country Music"
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Wed Jul-26-06 03:22 PM
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Does that make me in the same league as one of dem thar East Coast Libbies?
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5. "Godless librul sinners that accidentally flash their righteous |
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Christian neighbors" for $500, Alex... :P
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Wed Jul-26-06 02:17 PM
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Blame Clinton Love it or Leave it We Don't Need No Education French Girly Men Kennedy's Driving Record Whitewater Moral Majority Freedom is Slavery War is Peace
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7. "I'll take Dan Quayle Spellings for $300." |
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Wed Jul-26-06 02:19 PM
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8. Alex I'll take SPELIN' for $500 please |
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1. Smells from the White House 2. dump pickings in the Adirondaks 3. outhouse styles 4. autopsy favorite sayings
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Wed Jul-26-06 02:35 PM
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10. Wedding laws by state |
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11. SSI myths and realities |
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12. Lottery scratch tickets throughout history |
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13. Things to do with your shirt ON |
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Wed Jul-26-06 02:39 PM
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15. States with "three two" beer |
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this is instead of the normal "Potent Potables" category
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Wed Jul-26-06 02:40 PM
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16. George W. Bush his life in Texas |
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18. Cheap, mass-produced American beers for $300 please Alex |
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Wed Jul-26-06 03:24 PM
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27. Finally, a category I have a fighting chance in! |
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I'd flunk out of Freeper Jeopardy otherwise.
(All you can usually find in small towns are mass produced American beers.)
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Wed Jul-26-06 02:58 PM
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19. Terri Schiavo's Life Signs |
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Missing Cute Blond Cheerleaders
Things Black People Do To Screw Themselves
Hillary The Bitch
Liberal Jews And The Media
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20. Black Helicopter ordinance |
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Wed Jul-26-06 03:11 PM
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22. And the catagories are... |
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What Black people might look like
The homosexual agenda
Refrigerators in my yard
AR-15 assault rifle variants, 1990-1995
Unsaved people of the world
Uppity broads
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Wed Jul-26-06 03:19 PM
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24. Victims of the Clinton Murder Spree |
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Wed Jul-26-06 03:41 PM
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40. Oh yeah, forgot about that. Here's some more... |
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Myths of modern science
The Jewish media
Book learnin'
NASCAR
Off shore tax evasion
local business owners who now work for Walmart
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Wed Jul-26-06 03:18 PM
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Tha gorsh darned liburul medi-uh
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Wed Jul-26-06 03:26 PM
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28. There would only be four categories... |
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God. Guns. Gays. Greed.
But, they've got them all covered.
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Wed Jul-26-06 03:27 PM
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29. Instead of Double Jeopardy they'd have HUGH!!!!!1111!!!111!1 Jeopardy |
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Edited on Wed Jul-26-06 03:27 PM by KamaAina
That's when it gets SERIES!!!1111!!11!!
edit: spelling like a freeper :dunce:
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Wed Jul-26-06 03:28 PM
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Ann Coulter in the Sack The Bush Dynasty Finding WMDs Where None Exist WASP Amurrika Great Amurrikan Barefoot and Pregnant Females
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We get our own category! :bounce:
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Thu Jul-27-06 07:43 AM
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66. This is where they'd put the double jeopardy questions. |
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Contestants would hit them after giving answers about Will Pitt or "$kinner."
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Wed Jul-26-06 03:29 PM
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32. I'll take "Creative Sepllings" for 500, please, Alex. |
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Wed Jul-26-06 03:30 PM
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33. Can the game-show host be Hugh Moran? |
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Fri Jul-28-06 02:57 PM
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Edited on Fri Jul-28-06 02:58 PM by Strawman
wrong spot
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Edited on Wed Jul-26-06 03:38 PM by Rabrrrrrr
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38. Elaborate Justifications |
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65. "Yer sittin' on a goldmine, Trebek." |
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Wed Jul-26-06 03:41 PM
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41. Foods that Jesus would love |
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43. I'll take "Gas Guzzlers" for $200, Alex |
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Wed Jul-26-06 03:52 PM
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44. One syllable words (more in post) |
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Crabgrass Tenpin or Candlepin? (for New England Swamp Yankee edition) Macaroni and Cheese Kissin Kuzzins Predatory Lenders Basic Math Monday Night Football Restraining Orders Klan history Ruby Ridge/Waco/Cattle Mutilations
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Wed Jul-26-06 03:57 PM
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Hugh Moran to the non-winners: "Sorry, you loose."
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Wed Jul-26-06 04:06 PM
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46. "Landscaping with Cars" |
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"what type of truck looks best with Bermuda grass?"
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Wed Jul-26-06 05:53 PM
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47. Potent poopables for $400, Alex (nt) |
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Wed Jul-26-06 05:56 PM
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48. Rabid Right-Wing Rhetoric |
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From reactionary religious retards.
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Wed Jul-26-06 06:24 PM
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50. NASCAR Drivers Who Weren't Aborted As Fetuses |
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Wed Jul-26-06 06:26 PM
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51. I'll take George Bush for 38 cents. |
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Wed Jul-26-06 06:30 PM
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52. Places People Should Leave To If They Don't Love It Here |
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Wed Jul-26-06 06:31 PM
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53. Appliances You Might Find On Your Front Lawn |
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Rapturous Religiosity
"F" You
White Trash Attractions in the United States
The Myth of Science
"Straight" Libruls Who Are Actually Gay
Dubya: Our Glorious Leader
Faux: The Only Real News
HUGH!!!11!1 Contributions by Morans
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Wed Jul-26-06 07:50 PM
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56. This is good! I'll have to use it on my site! |
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My list:
"Items in isle 13 at Wal-Mart" "Front deck appliances" "Find The Vowel In Floss" "Other Chewing Tobacco Than Skoll" "Designer Hub Caps" "Ron Popeil items under $19 dollars" "English 101" "Spelling 101" "Basic Math 101" "Name That Smell" "Other Uses For Sheep" "Presidents On The One Dollar Bill" "Teeth or Tooth Brush" "Edible Food Without Teeth" "Women's Work" "Huntin' Dogs" "White Or Black Walls On The Trailer" "The Taste Of Welfare Stamps" "Cooking With Government Cheese" "Decorating With Paneling" "Bait: The Other White Meat"
GAWD this is too easy!!!!!!!!!
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Wed Jul-26-06 08:21 PM
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Democrats and their historical disasters
The Babes of Fox
Axises of Evil
Ecky sex practices you'd secretly want to try
Abominations listed in the Books of Leviticus and Deuteronomy
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Wed Jul-26-06 09:45 PM
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59. Um, Alex, I'll take "State Age Of Consent Laws" for $1,000 |
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Thu Jul-27-06 01:30 AM
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Those being the six Bible verses that allegedly condemn homosexuality. If the freepers don't know a single other Bible verse they'll know these by heart.
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Thu Jul-27-06 07:25 AM
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61. Wait there are 6 of them? |
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I know there is one in Leviticus and Paul said one in one of his new testament books
Geez, so now we know - the freeper bible has exactly 6 bible verses
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62. Evil Acts By Those Named Kennedy. |
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Thu Jul-27-06 07:35 AM
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64. Goes alongside 'Evil Acts by those named Clinton' |
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Thu Jul-27-06 07:46 AM
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67. Places Osama Might Still Be Hiding. |
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Thu Jul-27-06 08:05 AM
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68. That might end up being the last category anyone picks |
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since repukes and their ilk don't really care where he is hidden
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Thu Jul-27-06 08:06 AM
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69. The Ten Commandments. |
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71. Beautiful Republiclan women... |
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Thu Jul-27-06 01:22 PM
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72. Black people who don't like George Bush |
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What a funny thread!! LOL
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Thu Jul-27-06 03:03 PM
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74. I'd probably do 'Black People who like George Bush' |
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There'd be less names to remember - a whole lot of less names, probably just 10-20 tops
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75. Who is Condoleezza Rice? |
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Oh, I'm sorry, KamaAina, that's "Black People who love George Bush".
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78. No KamaAina, I'm sorry thats.... |
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Women actually getting a little something on the Side from George Bush
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It is only a half hour show after all.
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Thu Jul-27-06 01:28 PM
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Leagal or illeagal, a gun-totin' freeper can't loose with this hugh category.
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77. Rapture Ready for 200 Alex...... |
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80. Pure, Holy and Inarguable Justifications for Gulf War II. |
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81. Famous Cross Burnings (nt) |
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83. 'What Norm Coleman's dad does when no one's looking' for $800, Alex (nt) |
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86. The answer is $25 for 20 minutes |
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84. "I'll take Stolen Elections for $100" |
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And it's the Daily Double!
What is: 2000 and 2004?
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85. 'Ways to Brush Your Tooth' for $600, Alex (nt) |
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87. War on Christianity for $800, Alex? |
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88. The War on Christmas for $16.97, Alex (nt) |
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90. "The final Jeopardy category is 'Reba.' Place your wagers." |
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"Let's see your answer Strawman. You bet $10,000...."
"'What is sucks ass...'"
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