Nostradamus Predicted that I'd have a shitty breakfast at Denny's!

[Philosoraptor]

Just last week I was browsing through the many quatrains of the famous soothsayer Nostradamus as I am want to do in the bathroom, and after this morning's breakfast special at Denny's, it all came rushing back to me. Why didn't I see it?


"Two eggs scrambled with chopped bacon shall cause great catastrophe, diced ham and crumbled sausage will set loose the beast, and topped with Cheddar cheese, the body shall fall to sickness and despair. Served with two strips of bacon, undercooked, rubbery and cold, two sausage links shall unleash the plague upon thy stomach, hash browns and three fluffy buttermilk pancakes will bring unrest and upheaval".

Why didn't I see it? WHY DIDN'T I SEE IT?

[sakabatou]

1. "Hey Victor..."

"Remember that time we went to Denny's?"

[Random_Australian]

2. I am not feeling well. Do you know what that means? IT MEANS

NOSTRIL-DAMUS CAN GO FUCK HIMSELF.

Thank you for listening, have a nice day.

[philosophie_en_rose]

3. Denny's makes the Olive Garden look like gourmet Italian cuisine.

[Tyler Durden]

4. Denny's makes McDONALD's look like Ruth's Chris Steakhouse