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don954 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-29-06 03:21 AM
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I predict the rapture...
in the year 365,000,000

After all

1000 years of the relvation was prophesied
"a day is upon a thousand years and a thousand years is upon a day to the lord"
therefore we must multiply every day of this 1000 years day by 1000.
Sory fundies, looks like you will have to wait a bit longer for your "trip".
If I'm wrong, i promise to buy everyone on earth a beer.


:evilgrin:
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RedCloud Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-29-06 10:22 AM
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1. Wow that would make Zager and Evans way off...
Still it gives us plenty of time to screw around and not repent until many more species have evolved and either gone extinct or on our dining room table.
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TheFriendlyAnarchist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-29-06 10:24 AM
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2. Isn't the sun supposed to explode or something before then?
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don954 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-30-06 01:27 AM
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4. naaa, i predict that in the year
6,365,000,000 or 6,000,000,000 AR (after rapture, of coarse! but only heathen godless liberals will be left to count, so who cares?)
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Ptah Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-29-06 10:26 AM
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3. Therefore, It's still the early times
Edited on Sat Jul-29-06 10:26 AM by Ptah


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