The Personal Attack Thread.

[DrWeird]

YOU! You ignorant git!

I've read some really stupid shit in my life but your post on how you think your candidate is better than mine is the stupidest damn thing I've ever read! What the fuck are you thinking, you malodorous pervert?!

You ugly, fucking, brain damaged, mutherfucking punk bitch! You couldn't reason your way out of a wet paper bag, you God damn twerp.

You racist, sexist, classist, ageist peice of shit freeper! I hope you get cancer!

You ignorant slut.

[NightTrain]

1. Yeah? Well, your mother gives blowjobs to dead elephants!

And you better never eat shit or you'll be a cannibal, cocksucka!

[DemOutWest]

3. You are all

F@*ked up! Your insights are clueless and you probably have sex with your pets.

The a$$h01e you are supporting is an ignorant slut just like Jane Curtin on SNL.

Now, frig off and eat shit you perverted bastard!

[arwalden]

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[DrWeird]

My mother?

Shit, bitch, at least my momma didn't loose one of her eyes in a tragic money shot accident and then decide to take up a career in the lucrative skull-fucking porn niche.

[Cronus Protagonist]

16. Yeah, your mother

Your mother was cloned from a poodle's ova and one hair follicle pulled from a broom in the guest bathroom in an unlicenced Texas whorehouse.

Your mother should be ashamed to even think of what fell out of her womb the day you were born - the afterbirth was more appealing. The bastard parent of a bastard child would have spent the rest of her miserable life regretting the error of her ways, except for the fact that she can only bark because she's a hairy bitch.

Cronus.

[arwalden]

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[Cronus Protagonist]

2. Oh yeah?

You are an unbearably self-righteous person You don't know which forum to post in and you brag about things that never happened or have no meaning. Not only that, you posted something totally uninteresting, I think you might be a Fed, it is obvious that your brain is logic retardant, lame, stupid, and that post was longer than any worthwhile thought of which you are capable. Not only that, your post was shockingly lucid and coherent, considering it was dictated to you by your dog after being apparently assembled by monkeys in violation of the terms of your parole.

Your post was a vast well into which I poured several minutes of my precious life, only to be rewarded with a vague sense of having been cheated and left with a foul taste in my mouth. It was more tedious than a Phaedrus manifesto or apparently very poorly translated from the original Sanskrit, but nonetheless, it was first and foremost an inspiration to degenerate inbred rednecks everywhere.

Your post reminded me of a stream-of-consciousness novel written by a chimpanzee and my attention was drawn to the fact that the process of placing one word after another until a coherent thought has been formed has obviously eluded you. In fact, you do not have the reading comprehension skills that God gave the common gerbil and you obviously do not have opposable thumbs, nor would you know what to do with them if you had any.

Furthermore, you may have greatly misunderstood the purpose of this forum, you are too stupid to live, yet somehow you operate a computer. This has been pointed out to you before without your comprehension, your single-minded zealotry has forced me to reconsider my opposition to post-natal abortion. Just don't type again until after you remove the webbing from between your fingers.

As punishment you must apologize to everybody in this forum. You must buy a shoehorn, and pry your head out of your ass.

In closing, I'd like to say: Get a life, I pity you. Go to hell. I think your IQ must be 7, or you didn't know how to work the pencil during the test. Isn't it time for your little *visit to the country*?

Do us all a favor and jump into some industrial toxic waste then see how far your tongue will fit into the electric outlet. I'm convinced that your writing talents are better suited to pissing in the snow.

I'd just like to say, 'I'm sorry' to whoever bred to produce you.

You suck.

Was that monosyllabic enough?

Sincerely:

Cronus

PS: Bite me.

[BurtWorm]

4. Was it something he said?

[DemOutWest]

5. OK, that's good!

I mean, uhhh, suck my balls!

[zeemike]

6. Are you talking to me?

Are you talking…to me?

[moof]

7. moof wishes to protest in the strongest terms to ...

the assertion about being a malodorous pervert !!!

How would DrWeird have any idea about this charge
when he has never attended any of our meetings.


Thanks Trapper it was a great line.

[kixot]

8. You've got some nerve!!

I've had bowel movements with more sense than what you've spit forth out of your lying crap trap. Why don't you turn off the computer, get a job, get a life, and move out of your mom's basement sometime before your 40th birthday, you senseless waste of a medical cadavar. What? Do you brush your teeth with sewage and clean your ears with roofing tar, you miserable flint of filth. I've seen three-day-old roadkill with more aesthetically pleasing qualitites than your face, did you dress up like an omlette for haloween and forget to take off the costume? My flatulence is wittier than you. When you get around to learning how to form cohesive thoughts, be sure to remind yourself to take a long walk off a short pier. Bitch.

[salinen]

9. You, sir

are a very not nice person. If I were your Papa, I'd take you out back, you know where out back is, and switch your ass till it bleeds. Teach you some respect. Now get outta here before I change my mind.

[Cronus Protagonist]

10. Your mother must have been slapped by her doctor

for having you. She must have given birth to you right in between two of her ten shots a day heroin habit and they must have had difficulty distinguishing you from your mother's swollen seeping, gonorrhea infected hemorrhoids.

Every day the entire world gives thanks to the mercy of God that were born anencephalic with seventeen sexually transmitted diseases so that we won't have to watch you grow up.

Often, we wonder why you weren't just thrown in the trash at birth - the world would have been a better place.

Cronus.

[linazelle]

11. Owwwww

that hurt. I quit.

[Colin Ex]

12. Hey, remember that time

you had something meaningful and intelligent to say?

ME NEITHER.

-C

[Cronus Protagonist]

13. Memory loss is common in fools

Apparently.

Cronus.

[Bake]

14. What a waste of bandwidth. Even for the Lounge.

Bake

[Cronus Protagonist]

15. Dumbasses often say that here.

But you must have spent your entire childhood dredging the bottom of a shit barrel to consider inserting that asinine comment into this thread.

If you were crippled and lying in pain at the side of the road Jesus Christ would spit on you.

Cronus.

[Blade]

17. Holy fucking shit...

[Booberdawg]

18. What a maroon!

You're so ugly because when you were born they accidentally kept the afterbirth by mistake!

Need a match, you say? How about your breath and a buffalo fart.

When the good Lord passed out brains he skipped your crib.

Bite me.

[REP]

19. Have An Adult Friend Read This To You

Maybe, someday, if you ever grow up and move out of your Mother's basement, you might have some contact with the real world, but that's seeming less and less likely. I know your mother language is Moron, but what I think you're trying to say is that you have terminal rectocranial inversion and that's why your arguements - such as they are - are such shit. Listen, if I want shit from you, I'll just squeeze your head. It's not bad enough that you're a stupid, sexless freak, you're ugly, too. Looks like you got flogged with the ugly log. Spent a week in the ugly creek. So ugly your momma had to tie pork chops around your neck to get dogs to play with you. If I had a dog as ugly as you, I'd shave its ass and make it walk backward. Did your face catch fire and someone try to put it out with a football cleat?

Hey, I've got an idea - if you really believe in your stupid position, why don't you do what those monks did during the Vietnam war and set yourself on fire? I know there's an ordinace against burning trash, but we'd all make an exception so you can demonstrate that you really believe that hateful spew that comes out of your mouth.

Eat shit and die. Fuck off and die. Get cancer and die screaming in agony. If you were on fire, I wuldn't cross the fucking street to piss on you.

And have a special day, fucktard.

[VOX]

20. It's threads like *this* that make our enemy stronger!

Now, everybody go to the corner, sit there, and think about what you did.

:evilgrin:

[arwalden]

21. These Forums Are Intended For ADULTS...

please leave now and come back when you've matured a bit and when you can handle a frank and honest discussion.

-- Allen

[AngryAmish]

24. You are soooooo stupid

I want to kick your father in the balls for having conceived you.

[Hubert Flottz]

23. Sir,

kindly descend to the theological location of eternal punishment, you maternal fornicator!

That being said;
Boyz, quit your moaning and bitching and get your shit in one collective stack we got serious work to do! Now that the CIA aka.KKKarl Rove have their hands on Saddam we ain't got a Chinaman's chance! When Shrub and KKKarl find out how Saddam was steadily polling in the 90s in pre war Iraq, the freakin' party's over!

Have a nice mother of all fornificatin' daze!

EDIT} Find the missing word!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Hubert Flottz]

25. The missing word was;

"UNITY" and we ain't got it!

[arwalden]

27. Locking....

This is inflammatory. It has turned into a flamefest.

DU Moderator

[mvd]

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[DrWeird]

28. Bump

for all you dumb peckerheads that didn't catch it the first time.

[Padraig18]

29. Your candiate's mother is sooooo dumb...

...that she sits on the television and watches the sofa! :P

[omshanti]

30. Your father was a hedgehog and your mother smells of elderberries

Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time-ah!

[DrWeird]

33. Your inane and stupid Monty Python rip off

Is an inane and stupid rip off of my clever reinterpretation of a master piece of british satire.

You filthy ho.

[omshanti]

34. oh yeah? You so ugly when you were born your mama demanded a refund

[JohnnyAmerica]

31. You are the poster child....

For retroactive birth control.

[IronLionZion]

35. Oh yeah well I did your mother

in the skull in the ass in the whatever! I don't care if she's old I did it just to spite you you dumb shit. You fucking freeper! I hate your candidate so much, I'll slander the shit out of him and save Bush the trouble.

How do you like them apples BEYOTCH!

I'm bout to pimp slap you muthafucka!

[Skittles]

36. YES

I'm SICK of you people asking for comments on your favorite movie -WHICH REALLY SUCKS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[radwriter0555]

37. Was that too difficult? Would you like me to type slower so you can

understand the CONCEPT?

Typical republican.

[REP]

38. Here - I'll Use Shorter Words

I'm not sure that will help, though. Just go back to blowing Uncle Daddy.

[ohiosmith]

39. And your point is?

[underpants]

40. I will boil your bones in the blood of your children

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[Hubert Flottz]

41. Dumbya Was SO ugly, his momma fed him with a slingshot!

He sucked so much ti??y, his sucker still smirks to this very day!