Rex
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Tue Aug-01-06 01:34 AM
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If the Rapture comes and I fart and sneeze at that exact moment |
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will I know I got left behind or will my head explode?
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Tue Aug-01-06 01:39 AM
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1. I think your mucus and flatus will be transported to a celestial.... |
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Edited on Tue Aug-01-06 01:39 AM by Poll_Blind
...waiting-room where they will cause gagging and possibly a little good-natured finger-pointing.
Your corporeal body and soul, however, will remain in a doomed but pleasant-smelling room.
That's the breaks. It's old Catholic dogma- I looked it up. This particular one the Catholics say applies to everyone.
So look straight up and put both fingers in your nose if you think the Rapture is coming- just to be sure.
PB
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Rex
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Tue Aug-01-06 01:44 AM
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4. I shall start...now... |
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Let me know when I can take my fingers out of my nose...I just don't think I'll rapture...oh my! No more beans for me.
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Tue Aug-01-06 01:39 AM
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That's SICK --- and by that I mean GOOD one!
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Rex
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Tue Aug-01-06 01:40 AM
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Thanks and welcome to DU. |
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I need a new thing to worry about!
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rumpel
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Tue Aug-01-06 01:40 AM
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3. no only those around you.. |
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Tue Aug-01-06 01:58 AM
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5. Well, being a menapausal lady, |
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if I sneeze and fart at the same time, I`ll definatly pee my pants too!! Guess I`d get sent to some kind of a clean room til I could get my act together!
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Tue Aug-01-06 02:00 AM
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6. You will have had a butt baby and |
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satan will have flown out of your nose.
Do you really think you'll be in any shape to ever find out where the hell you are?
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Tue Aug-01-06 02:52 AM
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when the elevator is in freefall
to jump and down like crazy so that when it lands you will be caught in the blessed space
between the ceiling and the floor.
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Rex
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Tue Aug-01-06 02:58 AM
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I just sneezed/farted!!! :yoiks: ANYONE HERE!?!?! :cry: It's so cold...in....space...
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Tue Aug-01-06 04:05 AM
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9. Did I hear somebody say wapture |
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Tue Aug-01-06 04:16 AM
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10. if I am taking a dump at that moment--will I know I'm LB, or will I |
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be caught with my pants down? :D
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Tue Aug-01-06 07:10 AM
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Someone was saying that the WaptureWeadys think their departure time is in two days.
Does anyone know the significance of that day?
And I wonder if the WWs know that they can get to Gawd faster if they leap out a window.
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Tue Aug-01-06 07:11 AM
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12. You spend eternity in Detroit. |
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