If you dare CAPTION me, I will squuueeeeeze your little neck...

[omshanti]

[peekaloo]

1. Preserving Life and Liberty... you gotta force 'em in little jars

like Grandma used to, then place 'em on shelves and forget about 'em.

[omshanti]

3. oh good one!!

:)

[corporatewhore]

2. wait till i get my hands on lady liberty

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

4. and we took that campaign contribution and the list...

and forced them together to make more money!

[Hubert Flottz]

N/T

:puke: and GAG!

[Robb]

5. "I take all my anger and hatred..."

"...and squeeze it into this tiny little ball, and shove it waaaaaay down inside me, where it'll never get out."

[XNASA]

6. "So I grabbed the calico kitten by it's evil little neck........

..and wrung it as hard as I could."

[underpants]

7. Let's see if there is anyway we can shrink that fine down a bit

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=102&topic_id=273276

[SlavesandBulldozers]

8. "Watch as I summon Jesus-Power to create a Fireball of Faith"

n/t

[cosmicdot]

9. before I put the crisco on them, I first grab their heads like this see

[Hubert Flottz]

10. "And so I Grabbed Kenny Boy by the Hair of the Head and said

HEAL!"

[myrna minx]

11. He crushed the whole world...with his hands...n/t

[pdx_prog]

12. he should be the Crest poster child

with them yellow ass teeth!