bridgit
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Sat Aug-12-06 01:40 PM
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Murphy's Lesser Known Laws... |
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· Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
· He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
· Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
· Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.
· The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90 percent probability you'll still get it wrong.
· If you lined up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try to pass them, five or six at a time, on a hill, in the fog.
· Flashlight: A case for holding dead batteries.
· The shin bone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.
· A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
· When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of twelve people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.
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Sat Aug-12-06 01:42 PM
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Though, that last one really has me thinking....oh God, it's so true!
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Sat Aug-12-06 01:43 PM
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2. just got those in from a friend = 2 punny... |
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:rofl: :hi: i know, and that last one x(
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