Oeditpus Rex
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Tue Aug-15-06 03:24 AM
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I felt sorry for myself because I had no shoes |
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Then I met a man who had no feet.
I said, "Hey, can I have your old shoes?"
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Heidi
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Tue Aug-15-06 03:30 AM
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1. You can have mine. I never wear these anymore. |
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Tue Aug-15-06 03:55 AM
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2. If he'd had feet he probably would have kicked your a$$ |
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And I would have laughed. :rofl:
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regnaD kciN
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Tue Aug-15-06 04:15 AM
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3. That's actually a song by The Foremen... |
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Besides, you should always remember that, before you criticize another human, you should always walk a mile in their shoes.
That way, when you do criticize them, you'll have a mile head start, and they won't have their shoes.
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Oeditpus Rex
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Tue Aug-15-06 02:29 PM
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6. Where y'think I got it? |
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You're the first person I've met here who knows the Foremen. :toast:
Now I lay me down to learn Which to read and which to burn Pray the Lord my soul to turn Over to the school board
Free to worship as I please Long as it pleases the authorities Hear me praying on my knees My School Prayer
Once again, boys and girls, I'll remind you that this activity is not mandatory, and those of you who don't believe in a Judeo-Christian God as defined by Congress, should feel free to sit quietly with your fingers in your ears, like the atheistic heathen you are. Agnostics may want to plug just one ear.
May my every sneeze be blessed May I pass my urine test May my mind be underes...timated And ignored, Lord
Keep my classroom safe and clean Sanctify my M-16 Every morning, 8:15 It's my School Prayer
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Tue Aug-15-06 08:39 AM
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4. Just spray paint your feet... |
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People hardly notice stuff like that.
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Tue Aug-15-06 08:47 AM
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5. Or Steve Martin's version: |
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I felt sorry for myself because I had no shoes...
...until I met a man who had no socks.
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Tue Aug-15-06 02:41 PM
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7. then I met shoeless Joe Jackson ... |
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and after he paid me for his bet on the Chisox I had enough money to buy some shoes.
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Tue Aug-15-06 02:43 PM
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That gave me a giggle. Thanks! :hi:
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Tue Aug-15-06 03:40 PM
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Everybody get on your feet you make me nervous when you're in your seat Take off your shoes and pat your feet we're doin' a dance that can't be beat We're barefootin' we're barefootin' we're barefootin' we're barefootin' Went to a party the other night long tall Sally was out of sight Threw 'way her wig and her high sneakers too she's doing a dance without any shoesShe's barefootin' she's barefootin' she's barefootin' she's barefootin' Hey little girl with your red dress on bet you can barefoot all night long Take off your shoes and throw 'em away come back and get 'em another day We're barefootin' we're barefootin' we're barefootin' we're barefootin' Everybody be barefootin' take your shoes off
Little John Henry he said to Sue if I barefoot would you barefoot too Sue told John I'll stir your stew I was barefootin' ever since I was two I'm barefootin' we're barefootin' we're barefootin' we're barefootin' Barefootin' we're barefootin' don't have no shoes on we're barefootin' We're barefootin' we're barefootin' we're barefootin' we're barefootin'
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