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Wed Aug-16-06 09:19 PM
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What's it, 6 more days til the Rapture? |
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Wed Aug-16-06 09:20 PM
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I thought I had at least a week.
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Wed Aug-16-06 09:27 PM
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2. As of yesterday you had a week. |
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Wed Aug-16-06 09:35 PM
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to get a pedicure on Saturday. Should I get a blood red color on my toes? And I have to bring back a pair of pumps I bought to get the next size, I hope it will wait till I get my shoes. I need to be together! :)
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Thu Aug-17-06 06:31 AM
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21. One lady over at RaptureReady.com said that she hoped |
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she had time to get her hair and nails done because she wanted to be beautiful for her groom, Jesus. Boy, are those people wackos.
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Thu Aug-17-06 08:09 AM
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29. You have to leave your clothes behind, silly. |
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Sun Aug-20-06 01:30 AM
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39. Yes, go with the blood red, |
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but hurry up with the shoes. You don't want to be responsible for delaying the Rapture.
Welcome to DU. :hi:
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Wed Aug-16-06 09:43 PM
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It was a few days ago. We're all in hell now. Couldn't you tell??
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Wed Aug-16-06 09:47 PM
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I was busy being a pagan.
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Thu Aug-17-06 01:13 AM
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Wed Aug-16-06 09:48 PM
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Just when I'm about to be hired. Shee-it.
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Wed Aug-16-06 10:19 PM
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I have more than six days of unused vacation. If I get called up to heaven I get screwed out of some vacation.
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Wed Aug-16-06 10:21 PM
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8. Can I have your vacation days? |
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Wed Aug-16-06 10:27 PM
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My mother is convinced I'm going to hell. If she's right, I will have time to take a cruise.
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Wed Aug-16-06 10:28 PM
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11. I'll meet you down there, along with the rest of DU. |
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You all know you're headed there, right?
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Thu Aug-17-06 07:56 AM
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24. See, it was a wise move cutting it shorter, it's supposedly hot down there |
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:hi: <--- no room for a n/t on the subject line :)
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Wed Aug-16-06 10:28 PM
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10. Tickets? I need tickets? |
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I'm soooooo screwed! :cry:
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Wed Aug-16-06 10:35 PM
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14. You can have mine. I'm sticking around to go see Dylan. |
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He's definetly going to hell...hopefully with meeeeeeeeeeeee!
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Wed Aug-16-06 10:36 PM
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Edited on Wed Aug-16-06 10:37 PM by Nicole
I hope you & Dylan are happy together. :rofl:
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Wed Aug-16-06 10:38 PM
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16. We are already...in my sick mind. |
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Wed Aug-16-06 10:38 PM
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17. I imagine you can still get tickets |
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at www.jerryfarwellneedsdough.com. They were 5k a pop, a bargain if you think about it. If you don't have the cash up front, they will accept the deed to your home. There is also a way to make 48 easy monthly payments of $200 - seems strange they are doing this considering the end is so near.
Good Luck, there's still time. :evilgrin:
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Wed Aug-16-06 11:12 PM
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This is probably another scam by that scum. :rofl:
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Thu Aug-17-06 07:54 AM
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23. And clean underwear. nt |
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Wed Aug-16-06 10:34 PM
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My fundie ex-friend will have left her new hubby by then and come back to Massachusetts to pack up her old life. I'm sure she would have preferred it happened while she was with him. On the other hand, I will get some perverse pleasure out of her frustration. :D
(Yes, of course I am kidding! Sheesh!)
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Wed Aug-16-06 10:35 PM
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13. God I hope it happens soon so they all leave me alone |
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Wed Aug-16-06 11:36 PM
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if Falwell, Robertson, et al. are in so-called heaven; I'd much rather be left behind.
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Thu Aug-17-06 07:29 AM
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22. again? i thought it happened all ready? |
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Thu Aug-17-06 08:03 AM
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27. There website is still up |
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unless they hired heathens to host the site. I mean their rapture index hasn't been updated since the 14th.
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Thu Aug-17-06 09:20 AM
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32. lol -- wonder how they will update it in september? |
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Thu Aug-17-06 08:01 AM
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25. I'm staying right here |
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Wouldn't it be great if there really was a rapture? All the fundies would vaporize, and America would be a pretty nice place again.
Can't come soon enough.
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Thu Aug-17-06 08:02 AM
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26. The Rapture Ready Folks have provided us left behind with instructions: |
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http://www.raptureready.com/leftbehind/rr-left-behind.htmlAfter the Rapture: What could possibly be more terrifying than to suddenly realize God has supernaturally removed his true believers from the surface of the earth, and for whatever reason, he has found you unprepared to enter into his Kingdom. The following letters were written by Christians to help instruct, encourage, and guide you through what will soon become some very difficult and dark days. Before you do anything, you first need to fully turn your life over to Jesus Christ. Because it's very doubtful this web site will be around for any great length of time, I highly encourage you to download and save any material you find helpful. http://www.raptureready.com/leftbehind/leftb60.htmlWHERE DID THEY GO? If tens of millions of people worldwide have recently disappeared, then Read this. This article will explain what happened to them and what you can expect to happen in the coming days. No doubt, many have noticed that a common denominator of the missing people is their spiritual belief in Jesus Christ as Son of God, Savior and Lord. It should come as no surprise, then, that the events that have occurred and will soon occur have been prophesied in the Bible, the Word of God:
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Thu Aug-17-06 08:08 AM
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No lines at the Dairy Queen! :bounce:
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Thu Aug-17-06 08:53 AM
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30. OK, now it's 5 days and they can't deliver my screen door til |
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NEXT THURSDAY!!! Damn, I hope fundy bugs get Raptured. That hole in my screen door draws them to "the light" inside my house.
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Sun Aug-20-06 01:28 AM
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Seriously, put duct tape over the hole in the screen door.
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Thu Aug-17-06 09:02 AM
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Thu Aug-17-06 09:37 AM
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Thu Aug-17-06 09:46 AM
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Just blast off, sure shot. 'Cause the man from Mars stopped eating cars And eating bars And now he only eats guitars. Get up!
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Thu Aug-17-06 10:32 AM
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36. Stop! I'm getting turned on here and I have to go to work. |
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Thu Aug-17-06 11:29 AM
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37. hey is it getting hot in here |
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Thu Aug-17-06 09:44 AM
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I am going back to school in 6 days. I might as well stay home and wait for the rapture.
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Sun Aug-20-06 07:46 AM
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40. What? Another one already? |
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