Paris Hilton Bigger TV Draw Than Bush (now you choose)

[LynneSin]

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=529&ncid=529&e=4&u=/ap/20031218/ap_en_tv/tv_president_vs_paris

Paris Hilton Bigger TV Draw Than Bush

NEW YORK - Paris Hilton was a bigger television draw than President Bush (news - web sites) this week. So, for that matter, was Mark Harmon.

ABC's interview of the president by Diane Sawyer, telecast Tuesday, only two days after the capture of Saddam Hussein (news - web sites) was announced, was seen by 11 million people, according to Nielsen Media Research.

Meanwhile, Fox's "The Simple Life (news - web sites)," with Hilton terrorizing an Arkansas town, was seen by 11.9 million, Nielsen said Thursday. During the half-hour where the two shows competed directly, ABC's Bush interview had 11.3 million viewers.

So my gentle readers here at DU - if you were forced to watch one of the following shows, which would you tune into and watch:

[GOPisEvil]

1. If those were my three choices, I do believe I'd kick my television in.

Hopefully there's a watch a DVD option. :D

[LynneSin]

3. You have to pick something

THat foot fungus documentary could be interesting

:shrug:

[SlavesandBulldozers]

2. This is why Dems are in the hole

because Republicans follow Bush without knowing what he really stands for. The fact that Americans would rather watch the Hilton show is an indication of how much trouble we are in.

[the_boxer_]

11. I have to disagree...

I would rather watch something eye pleasing like Paris Hilton even if she is an idiot than watch an idiot that isn't very eye pleasing.

[Loonman]

4. Dumb rich girls can't destroy the world

I like the dog, too.

[kmla]

6. Yeah, but dumb rich men are sure having a go at it, huh?

President Gomer and Vice President Goober. What a combo.

[Breezy du Nord]

5. Ok, who voted for the dumb rich girls?

Go Foot fungus! at least it's mildly more intelligent than Hilton or Bush. :)

[sasquatch]

9. Did you know that athlete's foot and jock itch?

Are the same fungus!!:shrug:

[Voltaire99]

7. Q: What's the difference between Paris H. and Saddam H.? (ungentle joke)

A: Saddam was found in a spider hole, while spiders were found in...

;-)

[Spider Jerusalem]

8. Choose between a)a sickening waste of DNA, or, b)a sickening waste of DNA

Hm. Tough one. I go with the foot fungus.

[ButterflyBlood]

10. I don't even find those girls beautiful

so given a choice of those, I'd just watch one of my DVDs or play some PS2.