Michael Jackson was just formally charged

[CatWoman]

At least that will get Saddam off my televison screen for a while.

[roguevalley]

1. He also just converted to Islam:

Michael Jackson has transformed himself again -- and this time it has nothing to do with his face. Jackson -- against whom child molestation charges are expected to be filed today -- converted to the Nation of Islam last night, according to the New York Post. Yesterday, Fox News Online reported that Jackson's brother Jermaine, a longtime member of the NOI community, worked hard to bring Michael into the fold and even arranged to have Louis Farrakhan's chief of staff, Leonard F. Muhammad, step in as Michael's bodyguard. Will the conversion stick? Who nose?

Came from the gossip news on Salon

[DS1]

2. in other news, Bill O'Reilly suffered an aneuryism.

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[nothingshocksmeanymore]

3. A rectal aneuryism

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