Arugula Latte
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Tue Aug-22-06 02:17 PM
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Here is mine:
Sucked up by Jebus But a nagging thought remains: Is my stove still on?
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Tue Aug-22-06 02:35 PM
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1. I tried, but mine were just whaay to stupid to share! |
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But, I'll kick this thread for you. :hi:
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Arugula Latte
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Tue Aug-22-06 06:27 PM
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KC2's Haiku Didn't make it to the thread But thanks for the kick!
:hi:
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Tue Aug-22-06 02:38 PM
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2. There was a man named Enos... |
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Tue Aug-22-06 02:40 PM
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Not ev'ry man can Be Obi-Wan Kenobi. Get a hobby, putz.
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Tue Aug-22-06 02:44 PM
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4. Everyone needs a hobby... |
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especially if honey's involved. :D
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Tue Aug-22-06 02:51 PM
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God so loved the world, he raised up the self-righteous. Thanks from us sinners.
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Tue Aug-22-06 02:57 PM
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Four horsemen arrive Even they must dodge gulping trucks, Unmanned at rapture
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Tue Aug-22-06 03:06 PM
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Edited on Tue Aug-22-06 03:08 PM by KansDem
:hi:
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Tue Aug-22-06 03:07 PM
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Heard this might happen, Floating skyward, buttnaked. Unbelievable.
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Tue Aug-22-06 04:15 PM
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Fundies flyin' up Their pasty white asses and Naughty bit dangle
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Wed Aug-23-06 02:56 PM
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Tue Aug-22-06 05:04 PM
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Not today, not tomorrow Nothing will happen
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Tue Aug-22-06 05:48 PM
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Not gonna happen Quit living in a dream world Have a better life
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Tue Aug-22-06 05:54 PM
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Raptured to Heaven Surrounded by fundy freaks Correction: It's Hell
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Tue Aug-22-06 06:26 PM
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13. All the nutjobs wait/for their mighty Lord to call/Never quite happens n/t |
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Tue Aug-22-06 06:30 PM
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15. Soaring to Heaven/ finally free of all these/ Goddamned Fundie jerks. |
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I'm not Japanese. And certainly no poet; so SUE me, OK?
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Tue Aug-22-06 06:33 PM
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August twenty-two The hour is growing late Why am I still here?
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Tue Aug-22-06 07:26 PM
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17. Oh, ye of little faith! |
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Edited on Tue Aug-22-06 07:26 PM by Oregonian
We must be patient And wait. And wait. And wait. And wait. And wait. And wait.
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Tue Aug-22-06 08:14 PM
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Rapture, please come soon. Get them the hell out of here! Rapture, PLEASE come SOON!
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Tue Aug-22-06 09:28 PM
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For some reason, I'm reminded of the Chipmunks singing: "Hurry, Christmas, Don't Be Late." :thumbsup:
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Tue Aug-22-06 08:27 PM
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Naked fundies! Fly! God will suck us to the sky! Me? I'm staying. Bye!
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Tue Aug-22-06 09:29 PM
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24. Oooh. Extra points for RHYMING! |
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Tue Aug-22-06 08:33 PM
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We sold everything And stood next to the Shell Station Waiting to be gone
Ehhh...LAME. Sorry :(
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Tue Aug-22-06 09:26 PM
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Tue Aug-22-06 09:34 PM
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26. Aw, thanks! I got another one, |
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Just for yoU! :D :hi:
Orgasmic war sounds Make our Christian Family™ glad The end is very near
I think this one's better, though... :D
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Tue Aug-22-06 10:56 PM
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Like that one, too! :thumbsup:
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Tue Aug-22-06 09:27 PM
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I waited today To be in heaven with God. Damn. I'm left behind.
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Tue Aug-22-06 09:34 PM
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Index says we're safe So that there means, 'hit the dirt!' Shoulda waxed my truck.
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Tue Aug-22-06 10:18 PM
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I'm being raptured right now! Nevermind, just gas...
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Tue Aug-22-06 10:19 PM
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Tue Aug-22-06 10:31 PM
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29. glad to be of service... |
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Here's another:
Angels in white coats, Padded walls in my mansion, This MUST be Heaven!
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Tue Aug-22-06 10:32 PM
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30. I save my dollars / so they can go to heaven / With me and my car |
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Tue Aug-22-06 11:00 PM
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I sold all my crap Told the bossman to shove it ... What's that date again?
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Wed Aug-23-06 12:46 AM
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Lets drive SUVs and start wars we can't finish It won't matter soon.
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Wed Aug-23-06 12:49 AM
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What kind of a God lets assholes get to heaven? I will stay here, thanks.
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Wed Aug-23-06 12:50 AM
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Rapture was today I was left behind but, hey, Check out my new car.
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Wed Aug-23-06 12:57 AM
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Man-made Judgement Day? Rapture triggered by humans? Oh shit! God looks pissed!
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Wed Aug-23-06 01:00 AM
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We waited in chruch But the rapture never came. Hey! Where did Steve go?
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Wed Aug-23-06 01:06 AM
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If we all ascend far from our bodies, from Earth, Why'd we get dressed up?
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Wed Aug-23-06 01:11 AM
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39. Hands... writing... can't... stop them... NOOOO |
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If the preacher says Wordly things won't matter soon Why does he need cash?
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Wed Aug-23-06 12:33 PM
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40. Well, well, well. Someone was busy last night! |
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Wed Aug-23-06 12:46 PM
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but maybe I'll be pro-rapture Then I can be saved.
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Wed Aug-23-06 12:48 PM
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January First No wait now June Six oh six Perhaps now Next Month
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Wed Aug-23-06 02:45 PM
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Left behind again... Wait... is anyone missing? Just that Muslim kid... Liberal bumper stickers
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Wed Aug-23-06 04:50 PM
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I fly to meet God Do they get FOX in Heaven Wait, can I go back?
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