CanuckAmok
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Sun Aug-27-06 01:52 AM
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Some crazy lesbian* stole my cookie coupon!! |
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There I was, waiting in line to redeem my coupon for a free bag of cookies, when out of nowhere this histrionic lesbian* swooped down and snatched it from my hands!
What is this world coming to?!
*She didn't identify herself as "a lesbian", but I could tell.
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jpgray
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Sun Aug-27-06 01:54 AM
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1. She might have been bi. You know, those who swoop both ways. |
NMMNG
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Sun Aug-27-06 03:57 AM
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2. I'm sorry, I needed them for my party |
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Edited on Sun Aug-27-06 03:57 AM by BuffyTheFundieSlayer
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Guava Jelly
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Sun Aug-27-06 04:00 AM
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NMMNG
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Sun Aug-27-06 04:05 AM
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5. Are you sure about that? |
Guava Jelly
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Sun Aug-27-06 04:07 AM
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you may be.. but i like crazy :)
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Sun Aug-27-06 04:10 AM
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7. Insanity is the spice of life |
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Sun Aug-27-06 04:02 AM
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4. Crazy lesbians with cookies?!? |
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Hey, that's my kind of par-tay!!:toast:
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Sun Aug-27-06 08:24 AM
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8. Maybe it was a chupacabra in a lesbian disguise. |
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They've been known to resort to mind tricks to get someone's food. :)
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Sun Aug-27-06 07:44 PM
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9. You're a lot older than I thought you were |
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Sun Aug-27-06 07:47 PM
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<< *She didn't identify herself as "a lesbian", but I could tell. >>
Did she have a mullet? Tattoos? Sandals? Leather collar?
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