Random_Australian
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Wed Sep-06-06 03:07 AM
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Post the strangest insults you can think of, in the context of a duel with |
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Edited on Wed Sep-06-06 03:35 AM by Random_Australian
an imaginary person. (No alluding to DU'ers or sexual content beyond nipples)
Either sword or pistol duel is acceptable.
Nonsensical insults are fine if they have the correct syntax. (Feel free to use and re-use the beginnings I put here, and then use them again)
Remember, what you are after is strange, unearthly & original insults!
I'll start:
Take THAT cheesegrater nipples!
En gaurde, deck-of-cards tenderiser!
The seventh step it is, you collection of singing potatoes!
:)
Have fun!
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Wed Sep-06-06 03:32 AM
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you misbegotten son of a pile of camel dung!
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Random_Australian
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Wed Sep-06-06 03:34 AM
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2. ... but that isn't weird. .. am I missing something? |
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Wed Sep-06-06 03:46 AM
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3. Or maybe I misunderstood. |
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At any rate, I always try to respond to threads that seem to be dying.
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Wed Sep-06-06 03:54 AM
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4. You have no idea what I will do to this thread if it dies. |
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'Go nuts' to put it lightly.
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Wed Sep-06-06 04:02 AM
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5. I can call my mother if I want to feel guilty! |
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She has the guilt distribution rights to my psyche!
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Wed Sep-06-06 04:10 AM
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6. Don't worry! This is not about you. |
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I was going to write jokes in subject lines, not become sad!
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Guava Jelly
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Wed Sep-06-06 04:12 AM
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7. You overbearing load of koala droppings |
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I spit on your skateboard and stink palm your gummy bears!!!
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Wed Sep-06-06 04:13 AM
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8. Aha! I challenge you to a duel, you seven-footed regurgitated |
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Wed Sep-06-06 04:15 AM
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9. Your eel is small and your basement is your attic!! |
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Also you are out of maple syrup!!
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Wed Sep-06-06 04:17 AM
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11. Just what I would expect from a luxury-express dishwasher, you |
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spleen-less looking glass!
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Wed Sep-06-06 04:18 AM
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12. Oh yeah your humpless camel is lactose intolerant |
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And your shoes are painted with monkey poop!!!
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Wed Sep-06-06 04:20 AM
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13. So what? It was the colour I wanted you cheerful excuse for a |
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search engine! Why don't you go remove some of the paint from your mailbox or other painted item, you orange-toothed person who is not a necromancer!
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Wed Sep-06-06 04:22 AM
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14. If i want your lima beans I'll take them from your stripeless Zebra! |
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You Pepsi intoxicated sand crab!
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Wed Sep-06-06 04:23 AM
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15. Try that and get your planet status revoked, you alarm-clock stabbing |
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Wed Sep-06-06 04:26 AM
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16. Well then I guess somebodys woke up on the wrong side |
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of the equator! You thread posting 7 toothed grass eating purple shark???
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Wed Sep-06-06 04:31 AM
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19. Why don't you go back to America where you belong, you |
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post-threading person who carves baboon bottoms into mountainsides.
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Guava Jelly
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Wed Sep-06-06 04:49 AM
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22. well i hope your kanagroos third nipple falls off! |
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you bumble bee hugging banana junkie
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Wed Sep-06-06 04:57 AM
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23. Do you know that someone on another board actually used that |
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last insult on me in another website? When my screenname was Rfitqc_Aussie they actually told me to go back to Australia.
No points describes with great economy just how sharp they, how much they would get if life was a game show, AND their IQ score.
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Wed Sep-06-06 04:15 AM
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Edited on Wed Sep-06-06 04:15 AM by GoPsUx
:)
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Wed Sep-06-06 04:28 AM
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17. Behend thy Östendsabre, shank-toed varlet! |
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Thy nipplespleens art no match for the likes of the Pollyanna du Nørd, vile creature of damp newspaper eggs! Drop thy fructose leggings and advance as one of a spigot durst, or be shaved in a fortnight!
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Wed Sep-06-06 04:30 AM
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Wed Sep-06-06 04:32 AM
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20. Bring it, O watch keeper of the daisies! |
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May your basil turn into emus and kick your dunny door down!
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Wed Sep-06-06 04:36 AM
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21. Femur! Thy glottis offends thee! |
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Dropshadows of toast shall be thy swattish fate, phone-pole kliegstünd lapper!
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Wed Sep-06-06 05:00 AM
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24. That made less sense than a hamster in a tumble dryer. |
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Wed Sep-06-06 05:10 AM
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25. thou hast besquirted me with thy royal turkey baster! |
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Edited on Wed Sep-06-06 05:10 AM by datasuspect
i shall not suffer such ignominy!!!
prepare to die!
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