Oeditpus Rex
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Wed Sep-13-06 01:14 PM
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I have questions about using microwave weapons on people |
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First, do the weapons cook them in the center?
Second, do you fire, stir, then fire again?
Just wondering.
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Wed Sep-13-06 01:15 PM
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1. and they all laughed at my tinfoil hat |
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Wed Sep-13-06 04:36 PM
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13. Actually firing the microwave weapon at a tinfoil hat might be dangerous |
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Wed Sep-13-06 01:16 PM
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2. Can I block it by holding a bag of popcorn in front of me? |
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Wed Sep-13-06 03:05 PM
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3. Can you make one out of an old microwave oven? |
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Are the leaders who approved these things best served rare, medium, or well done?
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Nye Bevan
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Wed Sep-13-06 04:03 PM
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4. Yes. Simply drop the old microwave oven from a helicopter. |
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Wed Sep-13-06 04:05 PM
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6. its all in the timing...and the wrist action |
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Wed Sep-13-06 04:04 PM
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Wed Sep-13-06 04:35 PM
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Wed Sep-13-06 05:43 PM
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How are you?
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Wed Sep-13-06 04:07 PM
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7. How are you going to get all the terrorists inside that little glass door? |
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Wed Sep-13-06 04:32 PM
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Would "DEFROST" judt momentarily stun a person? Would "HIGH" kill them? And what would cook first, your brain or your liver? gee
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Wed Sep-13-06 04:34 PM
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9. How would one effect Dick Cheney's pacemaker? |
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Just idle curiosity, Agent Mike.
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Wed Sep-13-06 04:35 PM
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11. That's gotta be worth an experiment |
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Wed Sep-13-06 06:40 PM
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He has a plutonium powered artificial heart.
The original kept malfunctioning:
Cheney used to :loveya: kittens.
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Wed Sep-13-06 04:35 PM
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10. Microwaves don't cook from the inside out |
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they cook from the outside in, just like heat rays do. The only difference is that microwaves penetrate a little further in, about a centimetre or so.
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Wed Sep-13-06 08:04 PM
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16. If they really wanted to make an effective microwave weapon... |
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They'd just burn some strategically placed giant bags of microwave popcorn. That should clear a city in no time.
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Wed Sep-13-06 08:40 PM
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>Second, do you fire, stir, then fire again?
Yes, but only if you peel the plastic from the potatoes first.
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Wed Sep-13-06 09:31 PM
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18. And if you microwave them in a giant popcorn bag... |
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...they have an increased risk of lung cancer. At least I think that's how it work if the bag is labeled "Butter Flavor". :popcorn:
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Wed Sep-13-06 11:29 PM
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19. I don't know, but I'm pretty sure the rotation of the earth |
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...acts as the inner carousel. You know, so one nation doesn't get overcooked while the rest are still defrosting.
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