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Mon Sep-18-06 11:32 PM
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What I Want for Xmas: A Tickle-Me-Rabrrrrrr Doll!!! |
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Tue Sep-19-06 12:02 PM
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Tue Sep-19-06 12:47 PM
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2. Will you be wanting the Extreme Tickle-me-Rabrrrrrr? |
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The one that rants about "furniture store art" and snubs your inferior Martinis...?
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Tue Sep-19-06 12:49 PM
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3. I think calling it an "Extreme Tickle-Me Rabrrrrrr" |
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Is a redundancy. :D One size fits all!
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Tue Sep-19-06 12:57 PM
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Tue Sep-19-06 12:51 PM
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4. I had one and it broke on the second day and they wouldn't give |
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me my damned money back...not to mention the fact that they outsourced their customer service and I'm not really sure if I was talking to a rep from Rabrrrrrr's R Us or not....
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Tue Sep-19-06 12:56 PM
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5. You better check your bank account |
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This doll has been known to counterfeit checks! x(
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Tue Sep-19-06 10:17 PM
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7. Comes with a free beheading of your least favorite child or spouse! |
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If you give it as a gift, it comes with a free beheading of YOUR CHOICE of the recipient's children or spouse!
It's a WIN WIN situation - you get rid of something you don't like, and someone gets their head cut off which makes me laugh.
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Tue Sep-19-06 10:20 PM
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You obviously are selling an inferior Kinkadianized product. It doesn't even flatulate properly!
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Tue Sep-19-06 10:24 PM
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9. MrsG didn't properly inflate it using the emergency manual inflator |
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cylinder located under the belt buckle.
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Tue Sep-19-06 10:25 PM
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10. She picked the wrong week |
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Tue Sep-19-06 10:28 PM
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11. She picked the wrong week |
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to come face to face with her own mortality and the fragility of the human body, facing the abyss of eternal disunity and endless, insane torment.
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Tue Sep-19-06 10:33 PM
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12. She picked the wrong week |
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To pluck the entrails of a filth-ridden diseased corpse rotting on her front doorstep, with flies and ants crawling all over it, coated in chocolate syrup.
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Tue Sep-19-06 10:34 PM
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13. She picked the wrong week |
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to click back on this thread. :rofl:
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Zomby Woof
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Tue Sep-19-06 10:35 PM
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14. That would be the wrong |
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Wed Sep-20-06 08:32 AM
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31. You picked the wrong week |
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to assume you would live til Sunday.
:rofl:
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Tue Sep-19-06 10:37 PM
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15. W00t! OMG! Prolly the funniest thread evah! |
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Tue Sep-19-06 10:39 PM
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Maybe if I were (mentally) 14, I would create a myspace account and post it! W00t!
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Tue Sep-19-06 10:40 PM
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17. THat would make you an unseemly jester... |
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..or an Emo or something. :hi:
Hey Emo...Elmo.... I think I might be onto something. :think:
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Tue Sep-19-06 10:41 PM
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19. Instead of giggling, he moans. |
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Tue Sep-19-06 10:49 PM
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24. Hahaha! Thread bookmarked! |
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Tue Sep-19-06 10:44 PM
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If you touch it, does it brood before or after crying? :o
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Tue Sep-19-06 10:46 PM
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23. After crying; before self-mutilation. |
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Tue Sep-19-06 10:50 PM
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25. It stares (preferably) up at you from underneath its ashen bangs. |
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Edited on Tue Sep-19-06 10:52 PM by MrsGrumpy
:hi:
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Tue Sep-19-06 10:51 PM
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26. And the lips are curled just so! |
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Tue Sep-19-06 11:18 PM
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27. While the sound box in his little furry back reads emo poetry: |
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I’m still Bored, I’m still not praying to your lord, Can’t sleep in dad’s old Ford, So I’m running away.
Can’t think straight right now, Can’t realize my dumb, Can’t look at this life, As being right anymore.
Can’t love you that way, Can’t be with you here. Can stay for a while, The old pain still sears.
Can’t want you anymore. Can’t want our old times. Can’t share our old memeories, When you look for me, in our love you wont find…
What I hid there, My feelings all spilt, Our lies on the table, Confessions and guilt!
Our lies on the table, Our fate intertwined, Can’t cry on my shoulder, In our love you wont find…
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Tue Sep-19-06 11:19 PM
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:spray: :yourock:
I. Am.... Alone...
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Tue Sep-19-06 11:40 PM
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29. No. That would be you. |
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Tue Sep-19-06 10:40 PM
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18. Maybe if I were 14... |
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I'd put a camera on a ladder and take my own photo from above. And put it on myspace.
:P
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Tue Sep-19-06 10:43 PM
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Thats prolly what Id do to! :woohoo:
You are SO, like on my friends list! :bounce:
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Tue Sep-19-06 10:45 PM
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22. Doncha know, silly... |
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that it's not who you include, but who you EXCLUDE. :p
Oh, snap! :silly:
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Wed Sep-20-06 12:35 AM
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:rofl:
Damn, I wish I saw this earlier, so I could recommend it!!
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