Ridiculous presents no one is buying you for xmas (post here!)

[Generic Other]

For me? Honey, I'm shocked!

[GOPisEvil]

1. What the hell is that?

Is that a hot tub with TV embedded in it? It looks a little out of scale in that picture though.

[Elidor]

2. Holy shit! I want! I want!

I'm not generally materialistic, but I believe I'd lease my soul for that little slice of heaven.

Edit: no, wait...the scale is indeed WAY OFF. That can't be a hot tub. But I like the way you think, GOPisEvil. :thumbsup: This is a marketable idea.

[Bolo Boffin]

16. Scale not off - think BIG TV

Like 47 inches or so - it's a home theater hot tub for two...

Sure glad there aren't starving people in the world...

[Generic Other]

3. The ultimate stupid gift--a tv tub!

Lifetime Money back guarantee if the tv shorts out during use!

[GOPisEvil]

5. I'll have to have a couple installed in my mansion.

After I win the lottery. :-)

[Generic Other]

10. Too futuristic for me...

Don't know whether to wash or relieve myself.

I wonder if documentaries about Antarctica make the water get cold...

You know you'd electrocute yourself the first time you saw Bush do a press conference on Faux News.

[CO Liberal]

8. Does It Come With an Optional Toaster?

:-)

[toddzilla]

4. pick this up for me please...

[Bertha Venation]

6. it's only ridiculous because I know I can't have it . . .

C.F. Martin's Jim Croce D21JCB Brazilian acoustic guitar

[ProudGerman]

7. Oh, you shouldn't have!

63 inch Plasma screen. Half life 2 oughta look decent on that, heh.

[YellowRubberDuckie]

20. Isn't that thing about the same price as a luxury SUV?

Who in the hell buys TVs that expensive who doesn't have more money than sense?
Duckie

[BiggJawn]

9. Edible undies, already installed...

<sigh> Why get married? The spark's already gone....

[OneBlueSky]

11. well . . . there's this . . .

put it on my list, but apparently Santa really does know all about that "naughty or nice" shit . . . bummer . . . :crazy:

http://www.sothebysrealty.com/property_4_property_details.asp?propertynumber=0061951&quicksearchyn=Y&featuredyn=Y

[cosmicdot]

24. wow ... what's a "mid-country lane"?

I picture it as a lane leading to the house from the road ... perhaps bordered on each side with beautiful trees ...

mid-country lane sounds like country club area where houses are separated by 'land', not a fence ...

a full-country lane leading from the road to the property, and neighbors aren't in sight for miles

the rooms must be huge

12 rooms, 6 of which are Bedrooms ... 9400 sq. feet

[OldSoldier]

12. This is what I want...

This is the Powermatic 74A.

It has a 14" main blade plus a 12" scoring blade--this makes a real shallow cut so you don't get tearout when you cut plywood. Rips 50 inches to the right of the blade and only weighs a thousand pounds.

Costs $6660 and is one hell of a saw.

I would rather have a Powermatic 66, which is:



which has a 10-inch blade, only weighs 650 pounds and only costs $2200...but we're into ridiculous here. so gimme the 74A.

[DS1]

13. A new PC

(It's a Silicon Graphics Octane Workstation)

[LynneSin]

14. I can assure you that no family member is getting me either of these:

Or



IF they did, I'd toss them into my Cusinart and see what I can make with them.

[YellowRubberDuckie]

21. Please God, let you have photoshopped that!

Please tell me that Ann Coulter doesn't really have a BARBIE DOLL!! I know that Bush doll is real, but shit, Ann Coulter a real American Action Hero? That's such bullshit.
Duckie

[LynneSin]

23. Hate to disappoint you but....

http://www.conservativebookservice.com/BookPage.asp?prod_cd=c6230&sour_cd=WC00026

Make a good VooDoo doll!!!!

[terrya]

15. I'm reasonably sure no one is giving me coupons for a free spray on tan

After I saw Kyan Douglas and that straight guy getting a spray on tan on "Queer Eye", I was kind of interested in that. I mentioned it to a few people...but it's just not going to happen. :-)

[TrogL]

17. A $60 belt

I've already told Ank take it back or else. I'd rather have a $6.95 belt and the $43.05 cash.

[TrogL]

18. Ok $53.05

*has had waaaaayy to much rum*

[AlFrankenFan]

19. Hmmm...

A tenor saxophone, a laptop, and a piano.

[Bombero1956]

22. One of these please

[name not needed]

25. what i really want

its an xmag. top of the line tournament paintball marker. body by agd europe and the goods by agd. 1400 dollars and a 12 month waiting list to get one.

[Bundbuster]

26. Pretty sure I won't be getting

a PNAC pre-emptive attack jet.