Trouser Trout
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Mon Sep-25-06 01:53 PM
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PRESIDENTIAL LIBRARY DESTROYED BY FLOOD |
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>> >> PRESIDENTIAL LIBRARY DESTROYED BY FLOOD >> Crawford, Texas -- A tragic flood this morning destroyed the personal >>library of President George W. Bush. The flood began in the >>presidential bathroom where both of the books were kept. Both have been >>lost. A presidential spokesman said the president was devastated, as >>he had almost finished coloring the second one. The White House tried >>to call FEMA but there was no answer.
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Mon Sep-25-06 01:55 PM
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:rofl: :spray:
"Both Books"...lol
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Nicholas D Wolfwood
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Mon Sep-25-06 02:01 PM
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2. No word yet on whether or not a new copy of "My Pet Goat" will be sent |
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as a replacement for the lost version of the important text.
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AIJ Alom
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Mon Sep-25-06 02:09 PM
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3. Let me guess, the Constitution was his toilet paper....after all like he |
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said, it's just a piece of paper, so stop throwing the Constitution in his face.
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Mon Sep-25-06 02:09 PM
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4. The other book "Jokes for the John";) K&R |
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Mon Sep-25-06 02:27 PM
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5. At Camp David Bush's only book was; "The Fartman Book" |
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Mon Sep-25-06 02:31 PM
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This is an old joke that Gore Vidal would use at the beginning of his speeches, circa 1986-1989. At that time, the presidential library in question was Ronald Reagan's.
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Mon Sep-25-06 03:12 PM
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7. Sadly, he had nearly finished coloring the second book. |
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