I...uh I seem to have dropped the ball once again (CAPTION)

[underpants]

[Bertha Venation]

1. Laura: "there he goes again w/ his 'fish' tale again..."

"I keep telling him I'm not going to bed with him if he keeps calling it a fish...."

[RWPTRBL]

2. So then I grabbed rummy by the ass...just like this

And I said "Hey boy you look mighty nice in that suit"

[wysimdnwyg]

3. OK, so the killings continue in Iraq

What do you want ME to do about it?

[SpaceCatMeetsMars]

4. Laura: Oh I just give up! I can't keep

him sober through another holiday! I can't get through another holiday myself! I can't take another whole year of this torture and he turns into even more of a jerk during elections too...

That's what her face looks like she's thinking, anyway.

[KansDem]

5. "I coulda been a contenda..."

Bush does his ever-popular Marlon Brando impersonation.

[Drifter]

6. Laura : Hurry up asswipe ...

I'm jonesin' for a butt.

Cheers
Drifter

[Neshanic]

7. So when Barney said that Jesus told him for me to drop him....

[cosmicdot]

8. Laura is counting down the minutes before they are outta there while W ..

is saying: no, she's happy as can be ... she's just looking like that because I told her a line was waiting for her, and she misunderstood what I said ... hey, is that thing on?

[jimbo fett]

9. What is that thing you're sticking in front of me?

An ewok condom?

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

10. Oh, George, just take the fucking Viagra, would ya, and let's go.

[UrbScotty]

11. And they said his predecessor was graphic in that part of the body!

Talk about returning morality to the White House!

[BringEmOn]

12. "I can't wait to be baaaaaaaaack on the ranch for Christmas."

[underpants]

13. But where are the rubber boots and velcro gloves?

LOL

[zbdent]

15. On your picture: "Georgie, that ain't no $2million missile"

Remember the "camel's ass" remark?

[BringEmOn]

16. Pickles: "No, it's a minuteman missle!"

[onebigbadwulf]

14. Mommy I wet myself

[maxanne]

17. Laura, thinking wistfully

to herself,"His daddy's is that big..."

[Redleg]

18. My hemerhoids feel like they're this big.

Okay, I just guesses on how to spell hemerhoids. Any proctologists or English teachers out there? Kiss my bootay!