It looks like a Freeper Meetup in my driveway.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

My SUV, my mom's SUV, plus my stepdad went to the Jets game with his friends, so we have another two SUVs and two extended-cab pickups in the driveway, one of which inexplicably has a trailer on it. And the kids next door are riding around on their ATVs.

Maybe later we'll blow up some fireworks & drink beer. Actually, that's probably a given.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

1. They're back from the game.

They're standing in the driveway, roasting meat, drinking beers, and staring at the inexplicably empty trailer.

[LeftyMom]

2. There are no stolen goods or bodies in it?

You mean to tell me that everything television has taught me about New Jersey is a lie? :cry:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

4. No, actually most of the stuff tv taught you about NJ isn't a lie.

I live about a mile away from a mafia house.

My cousin did time for kidnapping or as we call it in the family, "the guy owed him money, so he stole the guy."

My stepdad is a lawful citizen, if we ignore the Republican tendencies. My biological dad's family not-so-much all the time, but they're awesome to hang out with.

[Haole Girl]

3. Are liberals going to have to excommunicate you now?

;-)

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

5. Hey, I had no choice in who my mom chose to marry.

Aside from my own SUV, which was a corporate car hand-me-down, the boats, the atv, the guns, and the fireworks, I am a model liberal.

Err...well, trust me that my actual political viewpoints are liberal, except for the gun thing probably.

[Haole Girl]

6. No worries.. It happens to be one of my pet-peeves...

That is: Who is a better liberal discussions. I wonder if the freepers do it. Do you suppose they argue, on their forums, about who is the better conservative? Probably...knowing human nature. They probably argue about illegal immigration until the cows come home! :rofl:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

8. And how heterosexual they are.

I actually have an account over there. I once posted that sodomy was not restricted to homosexuals. This was confusing to them. The responses ranged from a guy looking it up to the DICTIONARY to find out I was right, people who then decided it was only a sin for gay people, and finally a guy who told me to stop sodomizing and abusing women (he thought I was a straight guy). We was very proud of the fact that he only had missionary sex with his wife.

It was definitely one of the funniest threads I've been in on at FR.

[Haole Girl]

10. That's funny

A lot of double-standards, to say the least!

[angryinusacny]

7. LOL

Sounds like a hell of a weekend.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

9. Welcome to DU.

I haven't really been a part of their partying, but yeah, it's been a hell of a weekend for the guys.