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HEyHEY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-01-06 05:20 PM
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When you leave the house intending to talk to a priest....
But end up at an adult toy store instead. Is it time to re-evaluate your life?
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datasuspect Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-01-06 05:21 PM
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1. yes,
especially if you take the priest with you in the glory hole booth.
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buddhamama Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-01-06 05:22 PM
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2. nah,
it means you have your priorities in order. :D
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-01-06 05:36 PM
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7. See
You're so positive. Another reason why I like you. :hug:
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buddhamama Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-01-06 05:44 PM
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8. the bright side of life.
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angryinusacny Donating Member (12 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-01-06 05:29 PM
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3. Sure...
Now wait until "Happy College Girls" is over and I'll explain.
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Redstone Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-01-06 05:31 PM
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4. How's that Africa thing going? Did you get an answer yet?
Redstone
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HEyHEY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-01-06 05:35 PM
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nope
Nothing yet
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Redstone Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-01-06 07:04 PM
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13. Hang in there. Hope it works out for you.
Redstone
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petronius Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-01-06 05:33 PM
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5. Actually, it sounds like you re-evaluated shortly after leaving home,
and got things straightened out satisfactorily. (Unless, as has been noted, you've got the priest with you. In that case you're just a sick fuck who's beyond redemption...)
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xchrom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-01-06 05:35 PM
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6. i have my best sex fantasies during mass.
lol -- and i've been naughty in a church.

never found it necessary to re-evaluate anything.
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buddhamama Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-01-06 05:45 PM
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9. !
i betcha god likes you best!
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xchrom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-01-06 06:04 PM
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12. ya know -- that's just how i looked at it.
:hi: hi buddhamama! nice to see you!
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tigereye Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-01-06 05:51 PM
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10. I just knew who this was before I even saw the poster
:rofl:
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XNASA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-01-06 05:58 PM
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11. A Rectory........an Adult Toy Store........What's the diff?
:shrug:
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Arugula Latte Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-01-06 07:30 PM
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14. I'd say you made the right decision.
"Church -- Huh -- what is it good for? Absolutely Nothin'! Say it again ..."
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Robb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-01-06 07:32 PM
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15. One time in college we all left to go to the natural history museum
...which was closed, so we wound up at the horse track. :D
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-01-06 07:37 PM
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16. Shoulda just talked to a Priest there.
Kill two birds with one stone, so to speak.
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JVS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-02-06 07:42 AM
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17. HA-HA!
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