Viagra to get generic name...

[KansDem]

In pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and a generic name.

For example, the trade name of Tylenol has a generic name of acetaminophen.

Alieve is also called naproxen. Amoxil is also called amoxicillin and Advil is also called ibuprofen.

The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra.

After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of mycoxafloppin. Also considered were: mycoxafailin, mydixadrupin, mydixarizin, mydixadud, dixafix, and of course, ibepokin.

[fob]

1. All I can say is...

Hi, my name's Bob Dole. And Bob Dole says seniors no longer have to cut their viagra in half, ask for mycoxafloppin, the generic version!

Bob Dole also recommends mydixadrupin and dixafix if you're gonna order from Canada over the internet!

[ajacobson]

2. OMFG that is funny

I am trying not to laff out loud, I'm at work
:hi:

[caledesi]

3. How about "hard drug"...eom

[Warpy]

4. Then there's the street name

"Magic Johnson"

[Loonman]

5. In the Matrix, the red pill changes your life and outlook

In the real world, the blue pill does that.

[BringEmOn]

6. PfizerRizer?