Haruka3_2000! I thought of you last night.

[crim son]

I was at a bar where my favorite local band happened to be playing. The vocalist is incredible and so is the band. For some reason the place was dead and nobody was dancing. Anyhow, this really beautiful brunette sort of wandered onto the floor and swayed to the music. Then she started to walk off, so I went to her and told her she was beautiful and I'd like to see her dance. Oh. My. God. In retrospect she was just waiting for encouragement, because she led me back to my table, put her silver bag in my lap and began to dance. Apparently she's a professional exotic dancer. V. flexible! And she danced for me which no doubt made the largely male audience supremely jealous, and me... well, color me surprised :) Two songs, a kiss and she left.

I think I'm going to learn to like this single life!

[WritingIsMyReligion]

1. THAT is wicked fucking awesome.

:rofl::rofl:

:woohoo:

:applause:

:rofl:

:hi:

[crim son]

2. And you can appreciate how bizarre it was,

because you know where I live!!! I got thanks and praise from some of the patrons later on. None of us could believe it!

[WritingIsMyReligion]

6. Yeah, that's definitely not a common occurrence in Bangah.

:rofl:

;)

[Blue-Jay]

3. Dear Penthouse: I never thought this would happen to me...

[sakabatou]

4. LMAO

[Guava Jelly]

5. now i need a cold shower

:)
:hi:

[crim son]

8. I think most of us needed the same, watching her.

Did I mention she was flexible? lol. The woman friend I was with kept on clucking in disgust and shifting uncomfortably. It was hilarious to see how nervous she was, watching something so outrageously sexy.

[Guava Jelly]

9. I am so happy you had a good time

and fuck all the prudes.
:)

[crim son]

11. I always feel guilty after having fun.

But it doesn't keep me from doing it :P

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

12. Your friend is lame. If something is sexy, it's sexy.

I don't understand why that makes some people so nervous.

I mean, I'm a lesbian, but I can still find stuff between a straight couple or two men, really, really sexy.

[crim son]

13. I agree. The male friend I was with thought it was awesome!

I actually think she was seething with envy, ya know?

On edit: this thread doesn't contain enough "awesome"s so I felt compelled to throw in another one.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

14. Yeah, she was totally secretly seething with envy.

I hadn't noticed how many "awesome's" were in this thread, until you pointed it out.

It must truly be awesome.

:rofl:

[idgiehkt]

19. it's always envy, I think.

I was listening to that Ani Difranco lyric tonight where she says "God help you if you are an ugly girl/But too pretty is also your doom/ Because everyone harbors a secret hatred/ For the prettiest girl in the room."

So true.

Heya to both of you, too tired to post twice in this thread... :hi: :hi:

[crim son]

20. Hi idgiehkt!

I'm tired too and going to head to my bed. Sleep well! -L

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

10. I always need a cold shower.

:rofl:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

7. Awesome!

I rarely dance, but I'm happy that you thought of me.

:thumbsup:

Oh yeah, and I might not dance, but I am flexible.

[crim son]

15. I was more thinking that you would have liked the show.

Now I get to think of you being flexible. Thanks for that. :evilgrin:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

16. Oh well, it must suck having that thought stuck in your head.

:evilgrin:

[crim son]

17. Ahhhhh.

Yes. You just went and planted another one.

I'm going to go pace around the house and maybe eat some chocolate. I hope you're happy :P

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

18. ...

:evilgrin: