I'm bored. Entertain me.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

Well, what are you waiting for? I gave you an order.

[swag]

1. Congratulations to you on having grown such nice ones.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

8. Thank you.

[sakabatou]

2. Psycho Dad

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6dnM9mPl-q4

[cnlst8]

36. error

[sakabatou]

45. eh?

What error?

[Shakespeare]

3. Stoner kitty.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

5. ...

:rofl:

He has no shame.

[Shakespeare]

11. "Like my 'nads?"

Nope, no shame whatsoever. :7

[Arugula Latte]

21. Kitty porn.

Shameless exhibitionist ...

[Ava]

4. no

what do you say to that miss bossy? :P

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

7. Fuck you.

:P

[Ava]

9. good evening to you too!

:D :P

[Mz Pip]

6. Go watch the Cal game

It's pretty entertaining...

Mz Pip
:dem:

[MiniMandaRuth]

10. This made me giggle.

More than once.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rRxBOLExUd8

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

13. For the sake of the human race, Curling should definitely be played with..

grenades instead of stones.

[MiniMandaRuth]

17. "Speedskating?"

"Everyone gets a bayonet."

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

18. I have a bayonet. It's on the end of an M-1 Garand.

It'd definitely make speedskating interesting.

[RevolutionaryActs]

12. Me too.

So therefore I can't entertain you. Sorry. :P

[bridgit]

14. ho-hum, people that get bored bore me...

:boring:

[YellowRubberDuckie]

15. Go discover OK GO.

They are my new favorite band!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MUE-4FbM_XI&mode=related&search=
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Tl-c1PusrM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CxeQN2GWAzw
That lead singer guy is so pretty. His smile is just amazing. And the band kicks freaking ASS.
Duckie

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

16. I discovered them awhile back. I'm ahead of you.

:P

[YellowRubberDuckie]

19. Tell me something...

What the hell does it mean to have a body like a battle axe?
I love OK Go's Get over it....But what the hell does that mean?
Duckie

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

20. Sharp and strong? I have no fucking clue.

:shrug:

[Starbucks Anarchist]

37. It could be an insult.

Like how a nagging woman is referred to as a "battle axe." :shrug:

[YellowRubberDuckie]

49. Maybe she's top heavy?

:evilgrin:

[Scout1071]

25. They are playing here tonight.

But I'm just too damn tired to go.

[YellowRubberDuckie]

27. Screw tired.

Oh my god. I would love to go see them live. They are supposed to be amazing!!
Duckie

[Arugula Latte]

22. Here ya go. This oughta do it:

www.haruka3.2000.youaremighty.com

:hi:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

23. Aw dude, that's fucking awesome.

Thanks.

:rofl:

[Dangerously Amused]

24. Remember: You. Asked. For. It.

Here's a llama
There's a llama
And another little llama
Fuzzy llama
Funny llama
Llama llama duck

Llama llama
cheesecake llama
Tablet brick potato llama
Llama llama
mushroom llama
Llama llama duck

I was once a treehouse
I lived in a cake
But I never saw the way
The orange slayed the rake

I was only three years dead
But it told a tale
And now listen little child
To the safety rail

Did you ever see a llama
Kiss a llama on the llama
Llama's llama
Taste of llama
Llama llama duck

Half a llama
Twice the llama
Not a llama
Farmer llama
Llama in a car
Alarm a llama
Llama duck

Is that how it’s told now?
Is it all so old?
Is it made of lemon juice?
Doorknob ankle cold

Now my song is getting thin
I've run out of luck
Time for me to retire now
And become a duck









= DA skips away laughing =

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

29. AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

My whole body is in pain now. Why the fuck did you have to post that picture? Why do you hate America? Most importantly, why do you hate me?

[Dangerously Amused]

35. Ha ha! I don't hate you, I luuuuv you!

It's like in second grade when I threw pebbles at the boys I had a crush on.



:7

[Guava Jelly]

50. that was you ouch!!

i still got a lumpon my head :rofl:

NO LLAMAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

[Dangerously Amused]

51. That was me, yes. And now I've stalked you to this website.

And graduated to larger objects. AND my aim has improved. So if you get any more adorable, watch out.







Geez, the stuff a girl's gotta do to get a guy's attention.

[Guava Jelly]

52. You had my attention a long time ago

:loveya:
:hi:
and ouch!

[Haole Girl]

26. You called?

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

30. Awww...

Rottweilers are so clearly a dangerous breed.

[HEyHEY]

28. I don't post pics of my genitals for free ya know!

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

31. I said I wanted to be entertained, not disgusted.

:P

[HEyHEY]

32. Or converted

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

33. I haven't found one that could convert me yet.

Honestly, I don't know how you guys walk around with those things.

[HEyHEY]

34. You say that like there's more than one

[cnlst8]

38. SIMPSONS CLIPS and other stuff

Homer vs Tatum
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uQHAsGivLoA&mode=related...

Random clips
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-6Ti1Jqfdi4

Real Life Simpsons Intro
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nlISqgbslac&mode=related...

if you don't like that
Brokeback to the Future
http://www.youtube.com/w/Brokeback-to-the-Future?v=zfOD...

Party Quirks
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0YRcK9jstcI&mode=related...

link of video of Bushisms
http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/blbushisms.htm

[XemaSab]

39. school uniform fetish

There, that should keep you busy for a few hours.

If that doesn't do you, just think about ______ _________ with the mods.

Good times. :D

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

That reminds me. Where is that uniform LostinVA promised me?

Hmm...

[NMMNG]

40. Sexy women in cheerleader uniforms

and no panties. :9

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

41. ...

:9

[Starbucks Anarchist]

42. And what if I don't?

:D

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

43. This is what you'll have to face...

[Starbucks Anarchist]

44. I challenge you!

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

46. HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!!

If I was in Iraq, the prospect of meeting one of those would freak me out more than the insurgents.

[BreweryYardRat]

47. How about limericks?

There once was a girl from Sydney
who could take it up to her kidney.
But a man from Quebec
stuck it up to her neck.
Now he had a long one, didn' he?

There once was young girl from Madras
who had the most wonderful ass.
But not, as you'd think,
firm, round, and pink.
It was gray, had long ears, and ate grass.

A bather whose clothing was strewed
by breezes that left her quite nude
saw a man come along.
And unless I'm quite wrong,
you expected this line to be lewd.

[ClusterFreak]

48. Overture, curtain lights, this is it, we'll hit the heights...

And oh what heights we'll hit....on with the show this is it!!!!

There, how's that?:+